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About Abysmal Granite

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  • Birthday 01/03/1973

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  1. Abysmal Granite

    Michael Foot

    Looks like Foot has kicked the bucket
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    OoO's Baby Spectacular Extravaganza

    Many congratulations, life will never be the same again, but in a good way.. I'll go for March 1st as that's my birthday, and a girl weighing 7lb 2.
  3. Allow me to make the first comment on here......Monkey Testicles.

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    Death Anniversary Thread

    Oliver (Norvell) Hardy, died from complications of dieting - aged 65 on Aug 7, 1957
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    Carmen Silvera, actress in that dreadful "comedy" today in 2002
  6. Abysmal Granite

    The Seventh Death Of '09

    I went for Swayze instead of RB, I fear Biggs will cling to life like sh*t to a blanket, just to be awkward.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I've just gone through my kitchen cupboards and mercilessly chucked out anything with a best before date of 2005.. well you can't be too careful can you?
  8. Abysmal Granite

    Room 101

    Snot. The hard kind, the runny kind, any kind. But especially the kind that is rock hard when it goes into the washing machine, and comes out as fresh as the day it oozed out.
  9. Abysmal Granite

    Facebook

    So am I right in thinking there is a Facebook group for DL members.. I was looking for somewhere I could post more accurate "status updates" than my current page, such as "I just caught the baby eating my fags" or "whilst attempting to wax my nether regions I accidentally stuck my arse cheeks together".. that sort of thing?
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    The Dead Of 2009

    Seconded, also my doctor for 3 years when I lived in Dunstable.
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    Room 101

    Just people who abuse their pets with fruit. Not that one could call that particularly just. My apologies.. On seeing the subtitle to this topic "Deathlisters hate pets" I thought it appropriate.. anyway, the cat abuse take place with an oven glove, not a banana..
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    Significant Others

    "At the end of the day..."
  13. Abysmal Granite

    Michael Jackson

    Surely that would be just like pumping air into a cheese grater? With all that nippin n tuckin he can't have been watertight..
  14. Abysmal Granite

    Room 101

    Oh yeah, people who.. oh hang on.. just people actually..
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    Room 101

    Bananas. They scare the living crap out of my cat..
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