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Bill Clinton's Cat Socks Presdential Pussy

Started by Lewd_Squirrel, Jan 19 2006 10:11 PM

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#21 The Yeti

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Posted 22 January 2006 - 03:02 AM

Star Crossed, on Jan 22 2006, 03:57 AM, said:

I read the thread wrong too. I thought it said "Bill Clinton scat socks".

Needless to say, I thought DL had been infiltrated by some filthy cash-click internet pornsters and I shut down my PC immediately, having first initiated a full virus scan and "emptied my cookies folder" (pun intended).

You must have a dirty mind, or visit strange place in the web ...

When you wrote scat, I thought that his saxophone playing had led to a case of jazz rapping ...

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#22 Banshees Scream

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Posted 22 January 2006 - 03:04 AM

The Yeti, on Jan 22 2006, 02:57 AM, said:

Banshees Scream, on Jan 22 2006, 01:35 AM, said:

The Yeti, on Jan 22 2006, 12:33 AM, said:

Well, cats like cream, don't they ?

Cats lick the butter Yeti, I've never heard about the cream. :lol:

Well I've never heard of disposing of a body by creamation either.

I haven't either Yeti?

But Yeti I was posting about Clive Dunn in the rule thread - And you closed it in the middle of my post.

That's just not human.

I mean it was Clive Dunn Yeti

Can you please open it just once more and let me speak what I was going to say?

#23 Canadian Paul

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Posted 22 January 2006 - 05:44 AM

The Yeti, on Jan 21 2006, 07:02 PM, said:

Star Crossed, on Jan 22 2006, 03:57 AM, said:

I read the thread wrong too. I thought it said "Bill Clinton scat socks".

Needless to say, I thought DL had been infiltrated by some filthy cash-click internet pornsters and I shut down my PC immediately, having first initiated a full virus scan and "emptied my cookies folder" (pun intended).

You must have a dirty mind, or visit strange place in the web ...

When you wrote scat, I thought that his saxophone playing had led to a case of jazz rapping ...

Wow, my mind must be cleaner than I thought, because the first thing that came to my mind was Scatman Crothers and, thus, scat singing.

Perhaps my mind isn't sick enough for DL anymore. :lol:

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#24 honez

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 12:52 PM

Socks is in the news.

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#25 Cowboy Ronnie

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 01:37 PM

From the article:

"....the black and white cat was dumped on Betty Currie, Bill Clinton's personal secretary, who also had an embarrassing clean-up role in the saga of his relationship with the intern Monica Lewinsky."

They didn't make poor Betty swab Bill's Map of Hawaii off the blue dress, did they?

#26 Star Crossed

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 04:05 PM

Cowboy Ronnie, on Oct 22 2007, 02:37 PM, said:

"....the black and white cat was dumped on Betty Currie, Bill Clinton's personal secretary, who also had an embarrassing clean-up role in the saga of his relationship with the intern Monica Lewinsky."

They didn't make poor Betty swab Bill's Map of Hawaii off the blue dress, did they?

She probably had to hang his cigars up to dry in the oval office airing cupboard.

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#27 DevonDeathTrip

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 04:48 PM

Socks, the cat who lived with the Clintons in the White House, is suffering from cancer. :skull:

[Edit - I have been informed that Socks has his own thread - http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?...amp;#entry46303 - Mod's, please merge]

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 05:44 AM

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#29 Godot

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 10:34 AM

Is there a precedent for an animal on the DL? Socks would look good up there, preferable to Jade Goody who I suppose would set the precedent if she ever gets included.

Imagine all the fun it would cause among the anoraks if Socks died in the year. There'd be arguments about whether it could be called a real death and some would apportion a fractional value to Socks such as half-a-death for counting purposes. Then some would want an animal every year and there'd be lots of toy throwing. The debate would go on and on as it still does over "any one Beatle". Yes, Socks should make the list.

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#30 Terminator

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 10:41 AM

Godot, on Dec 17 2008, 10:34 AM, said:

Is there a precedent for an animal on the DL? Socks would look good up there, preferable to Jade Goody who I suppose would set the precedent if she ever gets included.

Imagine all the fun it would cause among the anoraks if Socks died in the year. There'd be arguments about whether it could be called a real death and some would apportion a fractional value to Socks such as half-a-death for counting purposes. Then some would want an animal every year and there'd be lots of toy throwing. The debate would go on and on as it still does over "any one Beatle". Yes, Socks should make the list.

Socks would be a handy pick, what with losing nine lives an' all.... :mellow:

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 10:49 AM

Godot, on Dec 17 2008, 10:34 AM, said:

Is there a precedent for an animal on the DL? Socks would look good up there, preferable to Jade Goody who I suppose would set the precedent if she ever gets included.

Imagine all the fun it would cause among the anoraks if Socks died in the year. There'd be arguments about whether it could be called a real death and some would apportion a fractional value to Socks such as half-a-death for counting purposes. Then some would want an animal every year and there'd be lots of toy throwing. The debate would go on and on as it still does over "any one Beatle". Yes, Socks should make the list.

Precedent set in 1992, Red Rum. Continued by Pinochet, Demjanjuk, Amin etc.

#32 Canadian Paul

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 06:29 PM

I'm all for Socks being on the DL, particularly with the precedent of Red Rum, but would there be a UK obit?

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#33 welshman

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 07:19 PM

I think there would be a UK obit.
It won't matter.

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#34 Death Impends

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Posted 20 February 2009 - 07:41 PM

Socks has been euthanized. :rolleyes:

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#35 Lewd_Squirrel

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Posted 22 February 2009 - 12:18 AM

dammit, I forgot to add him to my list, this year. The :skill2:

2nd time, I forget to put him on, & he dies.

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