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Maybe Pointless celebrities should have a post yewtree special.

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Haha - love it!

 

So on our Yewtree Pointless special tonight we have 

 

On Podium 1 - Two former DJs Dave Lee Travis, who mainly got found not guilty but was given a 3 month suspended sentence for a bit of adult indecent assault, and Paul Gambaccini, total dodgepot who was not prosecuted so we must presume that he's not as dodgy as he appears.

 

On Podium 2 - Two Coronation Street stars who have both attracted the wrong kind of publicity following Operation Yewtree, Bill Roache and Michael Le Vell, however both cleared of any wrongdoing. Hopefully they have been able to 'soap' away any nasty stains from the experience.

 

On Podium 3 - Two men who like a bit of a laugh, Freddie Starr and Jim Davidson - nothing wrong with a bit of groping I hear you say and the court agreed.

 

On Podium 4 - Two real characters of TV who audiences have enjoyed for years (young girls in their changing rooms less so) but who are both making their comeback appearances tonight after some time away from our screens, Rolf Harris (found guilty of sexually assaulting 12 girls) and Stuart Hall (found guilty of sexually assaulting 15 girls). Rolf is hoping that tonight's show will prove a big 'draw' for his former fans whilst Stuart is hoping to be a 'knockout'.

 

We were going to have a special bonus podium tonight but unfortunately Max Clifford and Gary Glitter were both unable to make it.

 

And now there's only one more person to introduce, always got his fingers in a lot of pies, and those fingers are massive, it's Richard Osman.

 

So let's get on with the show.

 

Round One - name a Cliff Richard Top 20 hit............................ 

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Its a disgrace he's out of prison . The amount of abuse he done if it was a non celeb he would of got double his sentence. 

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On 07/07/2017 at 10:07, the_engineer said:

Its a disgrace he's out of prison . The amount of abuse he done if it was a non celeb he would of got double his sentence. 

 

 

Aye, but - seriously - the prison of public disgrace and realising his career is over might hit him worse. Whilst he was banged up he could kid himself he still had a career. Now if he Googles most recent internet activity about him; he might find us!

 

Hi Rolf!

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On 27/08/2017 at 10:16, gcreptile said:

His neighbours are selling their houses, four in the same street so far:

 

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/640356/Rolf-Harris-neighbours-selling-luxury-pad-in-Berkshire

 

So, some useful insights - he spends most of his time caring for his wife and he was seen shopping in Screwfix (ironic, eh?)

 

We could - like - re-jig the DLCon and arrange a viewing of the house next door to Rolf

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12 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

So, some useful insights - he spends most of his time caring for his wife and he was seen shopping in Screwfix (ironic, eh?)

 

We could - like - re-jig the DLCon and arrange a viewing of the house next door to Rolf

Sounds a good idea but, i reckon, if that house is advertised as having a 'childrens playroom' we may get trampled in the rush to view by all those 'friends of Rolf' celebs or summat.

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8 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Sounds a good idea but, i reckon, if that house is advertised as having a 'childrens playroom' we may get trampled in the rush to view by all those 'friends of Rolf' celebs or summat.

 

 

Good point; best take our chances in a Twickenham hostelry, eh?

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Have a nice sleep ladies and gents!

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19 minutes ago, Sean said:

Have a nice sleep ladies and gents!

Season's Greeting to you too young Sean, ya cock-eyed evil genius.

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The Sun showed a photo of Rolf hiding behind canvasses after being abused in the street in Maidenhead (yeah, I know but he does live near there). In other news - didn't realise that The Independent reported IN 2014 about a workman who claimed to have found a stash of kiddie porn at Rolf's well-appointed gaff many years ago. Link: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/rolf-harris-child-abuse-images-stash-found-under-floorboards-by-plumber-40-years-ago-9589111.html

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If you are being objective here, you’ve got to say he doesn’t look bad for 88 in those Sun photos especially given his recent incarceration. Could easily pass for ten years younger. 

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facial hair is good at hiding the later years

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12 hours ago, runebomme said:

facial hair is good at hiding the later years

 

 

Yeah

 

ZZ Top's front guys are both escaped Nazis

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Shows how long I've been off this forum.
When I was a more regular user, Rolf Harris was still a beloved national treasure.

So was Jimmy Saville for that matter.

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I can't believe they let him stay  next to a primary school !  If I was  him I would lose the beard and wear dark glasses whenever I went out.The man clearly has no shame ! 

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When asked what he wanted for his 89th Rolf said an 8 or 9 year old.

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It is true what they say that only the good die young ! 

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The dying wife didn't get a mention in this morning's Sun newspaper but that did confirm that 89 year old Rolf has decided to drop his attempted appeal against conviction (supposedly had hired private detectives to examine the recent financial transactions of his victims - presumably to argue they'd lied for press money, or summat).

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