Jump to content
Stayin Alive

Rolf Harris

Recommended Posts

 

Rolf says he'll be dead within a year: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/rolf-harris-says-prison-system-9848208

 

Remember, remember the 31st December....

And other inmates complained that he was getting all the cushy jobs.

 

 

 

If you can't do the time...etc.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

He needs to have a word with Ernest Saunders.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Courtesy of Martin Kelner:

C5GYLbvWYAAy3YM.jpg

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Rolf got 5 years and 7 months does that mean he will be out in march this year having served 2 years 9 months if he is not found guilty of new charges? Or does he serve the full sentence ?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Rolf got 5 years and 7 months does that mean he will be out in march this year having served 2 years 9 months if he is not found guilty of new charges? Or does he serve the full sentence ?

Expected to be released on 19th July 2017 as things stand at the moment.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

Rolf got 5 years and 7 months does that mean he will be out in march this year having served 2 years 9 months if he is not found guilty of new charges? Or does he serve the full sentence ?

Expected to be released on 19th July 2017 as things stand at the moment.

 

 

 

At last - the real deal; a musician where you can say "lock up your daughters" and mean it.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Rolf got 5 years and 7 months does that mean he will be out in march this year having served 2 years 9 months if he is not found guilty of new charges? Or does he serve the full sentence ?

The new trial is not until May so we wouldn't have have been cleared in March.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Bet Rolf wishes he had thought of this ruse:

 

"Justin Bieber impersonator charged with 900 child sex offences

A Queensland man posing as pop singer Justin Bieber online in order to solicit explicit images from young children is charged with multiple child sex offences including rape and indecent treatment of a child."

 

Source:  http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-09/justin-bieber-queensland-man-impersonate-singer-child-sex-charge/8338730

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Seen in public yesterday for first time in three years, on way to hospital for appointment. Hope it wasn't good news from the doc.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Rolf's back in court.

 

"The entertainer and TV presenter Rolf Harris touched a 13-year-old girl’s breast after filming a children’s TV programme and asked her: “Do you often get molested on a Saturday morning?”, a court has heard."

 

Source:  https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/15/rolf-harris-groped-three-girls-at-tv-studios-and-music-event-court-hears

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Rather more interestingly, he is currently attending another trial via video link, however following his release he will attend in person. This means the media will be able to get some footage of what he looks like following his stint in prison and give us an idea of general health!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

How many DL members will be sending him copious quantities of chocolate bars/sugar mice all things beloved of a diabetic? At least he won't be gorging on them now in the hope of finding a file or a razor.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said:

How many DL members will be sending him copious quantities of chocolate bars/sugar mice all things beloved of a paedo who will use them to entice children? At least he won't be gorging on them now in the hope of finding a file or a razor.

FTFY

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Apparently his wife doesn't have long left either she would easy get an obit . Maybe Rolf will kill himself when his wife goes. Worth putting both on the list next year IMO .

 

This is the look of a man who knows he doesn't have long left

 

http://e3.365dm.com/17/05/1096x616/0158a9c68c41723b7452ce8bdaafe034159e094f1cc88822dcddd9775e6511da_3966435.jpg?20170530151520

 

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

He probably realized he actually likes prison and doesn't know what to do with himself anymore.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Probably get the Commodore 64 back out of the attic:

 

 

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
14 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Probably get the Commodore 64 back out of the attic:

 

 

 

Did someone dial the speaking clock in this video and forget to hang up I'm sure I can recognise it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

According to The Sun Rolf has asked his "team" (i.e. the agency to which he's probably still contracted) to land him a show to "rebuild his character."

 

How about Who do you Think you are? with the added twist that it involves a bunch of joe public types squaring up to Rolf and repeatedly asking him that question.

 

Either that or a game show called Let's Hunt and Kill Rolf!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said:

Either that or a game show called Let's Hunt and Kill Rolf!

 

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

According to The Sun Rolf has asked his "team" (i.e. the agency to which he's probably still contracted) to land him a show to "rebuild his character."

 

How about Who do you Think you are? with the added twist that it involves a bunch of joe public types squaring up to Rolf and repeatedly asking him that question.

 

Either that or a game show called Let's Hunt and Kill Rolf!

 The ironic thing is that Max Clifford would have been great at drumming up some publicity for Rolf, if he wasn't otherwise indisposed himself...

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use