Jump to content

OMG

Members
  • Content Count

    10
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Community Reputation

0 Neutral

About OMG

  • Rank
    Morbid interest
  1. OMG! I would have to be blind drunk to even attempt that. Just watching it was giving me vertigo Tdf! Same here! My legs are all wobbly now
  2. OMG

    Caption Competitions

    Pas devant les enfants, Gordon!
  3. OMG

    The Dead - 2007

    Dave, I don't think this chap was a 'crown' prince.
  4. OMG

    The Weatherman Death Pool

    I think I must be dreaming! Thank you Mr Odstock.
  5. OMG

    The Dead - 2007

    He's on my WDP list!
  6. OMG

    The First 2007 Success Poll

    Alexander Solzhenitsyn because it might be him next if no one else dies first.
  7. OMG

    A Joke

    A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?" "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner." "Murdered the owner?" The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?" The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot. The officer says, "Is this your car sir?" The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers. The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence." The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner." The man replies, "I bet you the lying b*stard told you I was speeding, too!"
  8. OMG

    Pete Doherty

    1001 posts on the Pete Doherty thread!
×

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use