Garn2 34 Posted June 19, 2010 Tory MP David Ruffley apparently tries to kill himself because he didn't get a government job. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted June 19, 2010 Tory MP apparently David Ruffley tries to kill himself because he didn't get a government job. Such incompetence ought to be a capital crime. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted June 19, 2010 Wel - that must be embarrasing for him. How do you show your face in Parliament again after that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,029 Posted June 19, 2010 Tory MP David Ruffley apparently tries to kill himself because he didn't get a government job. He survived because he threw himself to the right and the train kept rolling firmly down the centre. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted June 20, 2010 Former Tory MP Dame Angela Rumbold has died aged 77... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildstorm 295 Posted June 24, 2010 Vijay Singh died. No not THAT one... this one. Digvijay Singh (Union minister and Bihar MP) died of a brian hemorrhage at 55. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted June 24, 2010 Kevin Rudd, formally Prime Minister of Australia, is probably quite depressed at the minute. In the last 6 months he has gone from being Australia's most popular Prime Minister to being beat by a girl. A bit like Gordon Brown, except he was beat by a fanny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted June 26, 2010 Dick Cheney's back in hospital... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted June 26, 2010 Mohamed Mzali The former Tunisian PM (1980 to 1986) has died aged 85. He was also a longtime member of the International Olympic Committee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted June 26, 2010 Algirdas Brazauskas Lithuania's first post-independence President has died aged 77. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,294 Posted June 27, 2010 Senator Robert Byrd is seriously ill in hospital... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted June 28, 2010 Senator Robert Byrd is seriously ill in hospital... Senator Robert Byrd has died aged 92. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,034 Posted June 28, 2010 Bye bye Byrdie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted June 28, 2010 Senator Robert Byrd is seriously ill in hospital... Senator Robert Byrd has died aged 92. That's now two (with Brazauskas) of my best names now not going into my DustPool entry. Drat and double drat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted June 28, 2010 Senator Robert Byrd is seriously ill in hospital... Senator Robert Byrd has died aged 92. Will anyone in Congress notice the difference? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted June 29, 2010 Senator Robert Byrd is seriously ill in hospital... Senator Robert Byrd has died aged 92. Will anyone in Congress notice the difference? regards, Hein Don't be rude. I'm sure that they will notice the difference. The chamber won't smell like piss any more for starters... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted June 30, 2010 Senator Robert Byrd is seriously ill in hospital... Senator Robert Byrd has died aged 92. Will anyone in Congress notice the difference? regards, Hein Don't be rude. I'm sure that they will notice the difference. The chamber won't smell like piss any more for starters... Of course someone will notice! I'd be really surprised if Congress doesn't have its own deadpool, and even more surprised if he wasn't someone's joker on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 1, 2010 If you thought satire died when Kissinger got the Nobel Peace Prize... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,294 Posted July 4, 2010 Algirdas Brazauskas Lithuania's first post-independence President has died aged 77. Banned from his own funeral and forced to wait outside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted July 4, 2010 Algirdas Brazauskas Lithuania's first post-independence President has died aged 77. Banned from his own funeral and forced to wait outside. One may ask why a communist's funeral should be held in a catherdral, but it's nice to learn that the church holds no grudge at all. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,034 Posted August 7, 2010 Paraguay President Fernando Lugo diagnosed with cancer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,160 Posted August 7, 2010 Paraguay President Fernando Lugo diagnosed with cancer It never ceases to amuse me. Just how many people here, hand on heart, knew the name of the Paraguay president? How many cared to know? How many would bother to click the link to know more? Exactly. Nobody really gives a Rats nutsack about the Paraguay president. If anybody wants to know the obscure, there is only one place to go, Rotten Ali, the most meticulous ( to a degree hardly considered possible) of DLers ( and a bloody nice chap too!) You get the feeling that this place is falling so deep into a hole as much padding out of it as possible is acceptable. Is it bollocks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,034 Posted August 7, 2010 You're never going to get much in the way of Paraguayan traffic on this site with an attitude like that. Think forward, reach for the stars (think there's stars on the Paraguayan flag, could be a pun). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,160 Posted August 7, 2010 You're never going to get much in the way of Paraguayan traffic on this site with an attitude like that. Think forward, reach for the stars (think there's stars on the Paraguayan flag, could be a pun). Not a pun, just a crummy S Club 7 song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted August 7, 2010 Paraguay President Fernando Lugo diagnosed with cancer It never ceases to amuse me. Just how many people here, hand on heart, knew the name of the Paraguay president? How many cared to know? How many would bother to click the link to know more? Exactly. Nobody really gives a Rats nutsack about the Paraguay president. If anybody wants to know the obscure, there is only one place to go, Rotten Ali, the most meticulous ( to a degree hardly considered possible) of DLers ( and a bloody nice chap too!) You get the feeling that this place is falling so deep into a hole as much padding out of it as possible is acceptable. Is it bollocks! LFN - please stop bigging me up! As for stars on the Paraguay flag - just a tiny yellow one in the very middle. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
