I am not going to post anymore deaths

[Guest Laura Sayers]

Oh, and do enlighten us about what ' good ' broadcasting is, and why it is so important

to you that two exclamation points were needed to defend a radio station.

Go home and bake some cookies you little twit.

 

Lol and on this point - perhaps 'good' wasn't the right term but it is a lot more pithy than "stop trying to start rumours about djs getting fired, you've gone through almost everyone apart from Annie Mac, your lies are pointless and your predictions about new schedules are F*****g ludicrious and always wrong - you don't work in the industry so stop pretending you have some insider knowledge when it's all total bullshit you made up on your own."

 

Count yourself lucky I didn't use THREE exclamation marks (points) to defend myself against some repulsive gargoyle who has said he wants to murder me and many of my colleagues for what reason...?! Call me old fashioned but I don't think that's very constructive.

 

Okay, now I look back on it, maybe that was excessive. Please accept my apology for the excessive use of an exclamation point. I am sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bake some cookies? Um.

 

And many thanks to Mr Ocotpus, you are a sweetie! Mwahs XXX

 

Laura xx

[Tuber Mirum 119]

Isn't Iain Smith the actor who plays Harold Bishop in Neighbours.....?

No that was Ian Smith, with one "i".

 

Perhaps it's Iain Smith the MSP for North East Fife.

 

Or even Iain Duncan Smith. That's slightly more likely I think.

[Octopus of Odstock 1,853]

And many thanks to Mr Octopus, you are a sweetie! Mwahs XXX

 

 

 

This is my favourite DL thread of all time.

[Windsor 2,142]

I must say I'm very jealous OoO. I was being nice as pie (whatever that means) and she completely blanked me.

Perhaps asking for a mention on the radio to a DJ is like asking Russel Crowe for an Autograph.

I probably scared her off with my axis of evil type speech where I spewed out much pomposity.

 

But still, life goes on....

[Guest Laura Sayers]

I must say I'm very jealous OoO. I was being nice as pie (whatever that means) and she completely blanked me.

Perhaps asking for a mention on the radio to a DJ is like asking Russel Crowe for an Autograph.

I probably scared her off with my axis of evil type speech where I spewed out much pomposity.

 

But still, life goes on....

 

Aww, I'm sorry Mr Windsor, I didn't blank you I just got a bit engrossed there with my Iain venting. Think I've said all that needs to be said, I advise it to anyone, very theraputic lol. You are nice as pie, many mwahs to you too, you're a sweetie - next time you walk past me I'll give you a goosie.

 

Much love, I'm outta here.

 

Laura XXX

[Tuber Mirum 119]

I must say I'm very jealous OoO. I was being nice as pie (whatever that means) and she completely blanked me.

Perhaps asking for a mention on the radio to a DJ is like asking Russel Crowe for an Autograph.

I probably scared her off with my axis of evil type speech where I spewed out much pomposity.

 

But still, life goes on....

 

Aww, I'm sorry Mr Windsor, I didn't blank you I just got a bit engrossed there with my Iain venting. Think I've said all that needs to be said, I advise it to anyone, very theraputic lol. You are nice as pie, many mwahs to you too, you're a sweetie - next time you walk past me I'll give you a goosie.

 

Much love, I'm outta here.

 

Laura XXX

Always leave your audience wanting more. The mark of a true professional.

 

Very impressive.

[Paul Bearer 5,642]

>Snip< many mwahs to you too, you're a sweetie - next time you walk past me I'll give you a goosie.<snip>

 

Much love, I'm outta here.

 

Laura XXX

 

A goosie? mwahs? WTF? Maybe I'm just getting old

[Guest Guest]

I don't understand. I don't recall Iain's mentioning that he was a blind man.

If he could see you, I doubt he'd stalk you, so he must be very terribly visually impaired,

and therefore only able to follow you by your scent. I reckon you must be emitting quite

a stank.

 

A good hot sudsy bath and a routine examination by an exorcist should work wonders.

I hope you feel better soon.

 

Oooh, that's not very nice, Edith is lovely. But anyhoo, as Iain's protector or whatever you are I think you ought to take it up with him: Under the name "ex gordon brown fan"

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio1/F2675885?thread=2869024

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio1/F2675885?thread=2868338

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio1/F2675885...98839#p31798839

 

lol, this one's good he tells Colin to "learn to spell" under the name "a bit of a plonker". Imagine that. Iain Smith giving advice in that area! http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio1/F2675885?thread=2549664

 

His name here - "edith's lover boy" http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio1/F2675885?thread=2556887

 

Idiotic death announcement about a toroise just so you can be sure it's him http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio1/F2675885?thread=2557154

 

Look at this loser go after she told him he's no loss to us as a listener http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio1/F2675885?thread=2549786 - bitchaaay

and here http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio1/F2675885?thread=2533768

 

"Who is Tony?" Some complete W**ker who has been telling everyone he's a much better DJ than...you guessed it, Colin & Edith - the answer, Iain of course http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio1/F2675885?thread=2549979

 

Anyway, just to show you how Iain follows Edith around and gets terribly, terribly jealous that she even knows Colin, there's your proof. He hates/loves/hates/loves Edith and has been following her around for months sometimes threatening to get her fired and sometimes pleading with her to acknowledge him.

 

Glad I could help clarify things for you Mr Scream.

 

Laura xx

 

No wait, I'm really sorry, I meant it was Madame Defarge who had got everything wrong and embarrased himself with the really very weak Iain defence thing not Mr Scream.

 

Once again Madame Defarge who made himself look like a fool having not looked into the real issues at all not Mr Scream. All apologies.

 

Laura XXX

[Tempus Fugit 212]

No wait, I'm really sorry, I meant it was Madame Defarge who had got everything wrong and embarrased himself with the really very weak Iain defence thing not Mr Scream.

 

Once again Madame Defarge who made himself look like a fool having not looked into the real issues at all not Mr Scream. All apologies.

 

Laura XXX

The real issues being that iain allegedly posted shite on the publicly funded BBC messageboards, my what a heinous crime.

 

The real issue is the amount of licence payers money that goes into that fat tosser, Chris Moyles bank account.

 

Any organisation that pays him that vast sum, deserves all the sh*t heaped upon it.

[Guest Laura Sayers]

No wait, I'm really sorry, I meant it was Madame Defarge who had got everything wrong and embarrased himself with the really very weak Iain defence thing not Mr Scream.

 

Once again Madame Defarge who made himself look like a fool having not looked into the real issues at all not Mr Scream. All apologies.

 

Laura XXX

The real issues being that iain allegedly posted shite on the publicly funded BBC messageboards, my what a heinous crime.

 

The real issue is the amount of licence payers money that goes into that fat tosser, Chris Moyles bank account.

 

Any organisation that pays him that vast sum, deserves all the sh*t heaped upon it.

 

Lol nup, the real issue was Iain being an arse no matter where he is. Nothing alleged about Iain posting shite on our boards, gave you more than enough links, it's a fact - though he hasn't said much about Moyles other than this really stoopid complaint about when he was in New York he wrote 'coffee' as 'cwaffee' & Iain was concerned this might corrupt young minds & they wouldn't know how to spell 'coffee' all due to Moyles.

 

Moyles should give at least half of his earning to me though! I'm integral! Okay I'm not but still I want his wedge.

 

So yeah, Iain being a total C**t is the issue, it's not a crime but I wish he'd just F**k off and concentrate on posting elsewhere. Here will do though I fear that might make me unpopular with the other people who have recognised what a twat he is. Iain's never making a protest about the BBC or license fees, he's just being a tosser because that is his natural state. Sad but true. He is a F*****g dipshit.

 

Laura xxx

[Guest cdd 1]

No wait, I'm really sorry, I meant it was Madame Defarge who had got everything wrong and embarrased himself with the really very weak Iain defence thing not Mr Scream.

 

Once again Madame Defarge who made himself look like a fool having not looked into the real issues at all not Mr Scream. All apologies.

 

Laura XXX

The real issues being that iain allegedly posted shite on the publicly funded BBC messageboards, my what a heinous crime.

 

The real issue is the amount of licence payers money that goes into that fat tosser, Chris Moyles bank account.

 

Any organisation that pays him that vast sum, deserves all the sh*t heaped upon it.

 

Well put young sir .

[Guest Guest]

No wait, I'm really sorry, I meant it was Madame Defarge who had got everything wrong and embarrased himself with the really very weak Iain defence thing not Mr Scream.

 

Once again Madame Defarge who made himself look like a fool having not looked into the real issues at all not Mr Scream. All apologies.

 

Laura XXX

The real issues being that iain allegedly posted shite on the publicly funded BBC messageboards, my what a heinous crime.

 

The real issue is the amount of licence payers money that goes into that fat tosser, Chris Moyles bank account.

 

Any organisation that pays him that vast sum, deserves all the sh*t heaped upon it.

 

Well put young sir .

 

No wait hang on, I've read through it all properly I take that back.

 

My bad, young sir .

 

[Brinsworth House Baiter 12]

Have just ploughed through all of this and I think it is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read!

 

Oh, Iain, what have you been doing, lol?

 

I clicked on a load of those provided links and there's some wonderful stuff there. This, however, is my favourite:

 

Iain Smith smells of embalming fluid. Someone who went too close told me that Iain stank when she was standing next to him. He clearly has no self respect, and she was so sickened she had to leave. I pity whoever encounters the death obsessed looney, and has to spend a night with this desperate man.

 

Classic. Simply classic.

[TLC 9]

 

Awesome thread, the content & style of the rants on the Radio 1 message board certainly have a whiff of something familiar, although that could just be the embalming fluid.

 

So Iain, guilty as charged? To be fair, anything you say won't change my opinion based on what looks like steel-reinforced concrete evidence, but I'd love to hear it nonetheless.

 

Either way, carry on the good work.

[Windsor 2,142]

Oh yes, and iain, theres only 6 days left in our little bet and no word of Foot being ill.

Are you expecting sudden death? I know I am but not Michael Foot's....

[Guest Laura Sayers]

Has he apologised yet?! I don't care if he's armed and dangerous!

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio1/F2142824?thread=761597

 

Say sorry to me you C**t bucket!

 

Laura xx

[in eternum+ 20]

Has he apologised yet?! I don't care if he's armed and dangerous!

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio1/F2142824?thread=761597

 

Say sorry to me you C**t bucket!

 

Laura xx

Laura,

 

Why are you exporting your issues from your forum into our forum?

 

If you've got a problem with one of your members - who may or may not also be a member here - shouldn't you simply deal with it where it is taking place, rather than whinging about it on here as well? Why did you come all the way over here to ask for an apology about something that happened elsewhere? Get a grip.

 

Also: "C**t bucket"? WTF?

[Bald rick 9]

Also: "C**t bucket"? WTF?

Different from "bucket c**t" I presume.

[Guest Laura Sayers]

Has he apologised yet?! I don't care if he's armed and dangerous!

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio1/F2142824?thread=761597

 

Say sorry to me you C**t bucket!

 

Laura xx

Laura,

 

Why are you exporting your issues from your forum into our forum?

 

If you've got a problem with one of your members - who may or may not also be a member here - shouldn't you simply deal with it where it is taking place, rather than whinging about it on here as well? Why did you come all the way over here to ask for an apology about something that happened elsewhere? Get a grip.

 

Also: "C**t bucket"? WTF?

 

Because it is the same person! If Iain said he wanted to kill you while you were in the pub would you only take it up with him when you are both at the bar again, never elsewhere?! The issue is Iain exists and you've got to tell him wherever you can find him.

 

C**t bucket. No good? He is such a C**t he's like a bucket full of c**ts. Tired something better than just Iain is a C**t. He is a C**t but sort of a major C**t. So a bucket full of c**ts. Or a skip of c**ts. He is like a big C**t and I don't like his cunty ways. That's what I meant. Too cunty for my liking. Heavy into being cuntish.

 

Laura xxx

[Tuber Mirum 119]

He's a complete idiot if you ask me.

 

And you are rather foul-mouthed.

 

But I like you.

[maryportfuncity 9,991]

im fully prepared to be arrested..if thats the price i have to pay to stay alive then so be it

 

Iain man

 

Banged up over an air gun, it's not worth it mate. The best protection is walking around with plenty highly dangerous friends, they can't arrest you for that no matter how big and ugly the friends are.

[Star Crossed 33]

Has he apologised yet?! I don't care if he's armed and dangerous!

Say sorry to me you C**t bucket!

Laura xx

The issue is Iain ... you can find him.

 

C**t ... C**t ... c**ts. ... C**t. ... C**t ... C**t. ... bucket full of c**ts. ... c**ts. ... C**t ... cunty ways. ... Too cunty ... Heavy into being cuntish.

 

Laura xxx

Please register, Laura.

 

Your swearcabulary may be limited, but your passion is unquestionable. You don't even need to know anything about death or deadpools to join, you'll learn it all in time; you can get a scholarship to this university purely on the basis of rant skills.

[Bald rick 9]

Please register, Laura.

 

Your swearcabulary may be limited, but your passion is unquestionable. You don't even need to know anything about death or deadpools to join, you'll learn it all in time; you can get a scholarship to this university purely on the basis of rant skills.

Hear hear! Anyone who dislikes iain that much must have something going for them. Excellent multiple use of the c-word there too.

[Windsor 2,142]

I would also try to encourage Laura to join, were it not for the fact that I have it on good authority that she already has a deathlist account.

[in eternum+ 20]

I would also try to encourage Laura to join, were it not for the fact that I have it on good authority that she already has a deathlist account.

Ooooooh! Is BB Laura as well?