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I have to wonder what will happen to this forum once we are all dead............

 

 

as always I predict I am dead before I am alive or is thAt the other way around?

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I have to wonder what will happen to this forum once we are all dead............

We will be looked upon as the early legends of one of the world's most popular sites.

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Guest Misdmedik

Merlin love, we all love if ya wanna stay alive then just stay away from water, cars, any vehicles, sharp oblects......wait somthins cumin 2 me nooooooooooooo your gonna die in a freak accident in your home and a close relative will b with you im sorry you needed to know all the best, :o

Misdmedik

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I know i will be dead by the end of the year, as was diagnosed with terminal cancer two weeks ago, that's how i accidently came across this forum!

so if any of you what to ask questions fire away.

by the way i am not an oldie at 34yrs

So live your lives to the full.

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How famous are you?

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that made me laugh,something i haven't do for two weeks THANKS

afraid i am not famous.

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that made me laugh,something i haven't do for two weeks THANKS

afraid i am not famous.

 

Can you do something quickly to make you famous?

Admit to robbing Securitas or killing someone.

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i'll give it some thought!

suggestion welcome!

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i'll give it some thought!

suggestion welcome!

 

Depending on your sexuality,you could hook up with Anna Nicole-Smith,shes seen a few off.

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Guest iain

ive been told by a spirit guide that i will die in about 50 years time

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I'm a diabetic chain-smoker; if you ever check out the list of things I'm more likely to die of than the average person you might be surprised I managed to finish this post before keeling over....

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Hello all.

 

 

 

No doubt this has been debated before, so please excuse my lazyness (for not checking).

 

What? If given a choice would be your most commical way of departing this worldly coil ?

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Hello all.

 

 

 

No doubt this has been debated before, so please excuse my lazyness (for not checking).

 

What? If given a choice would be your most commical way of departing this worldly coil ?

Me and some of my mates used to have a pact that if we were to be involved in a high-speed car crash but we had time to realise but not enough time to get out of the way, we'd all have fists ready behind the front passengers arses so that the impact would leave us in a 'gay sex car crash pact' type of position for the papers.

 

I just really hope that in that situation I'm not a survivor! With broken fingers.

 

Glad to have shared.

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I just really hope that in that situation I'm not a survivor! With broken fingers.

 

However, if you were the survivor who had to get a fist removed from their anus...

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I refuse to die until I have bonked Richard O'Sullivan.

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww.

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I refuse to die until I have bonked Richard O'Sullivan.

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww.

 

This, from a peron who professes not to know who he is??? What's up with that???

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I refuse to die until I have bonked Richard O'Sullivan.

 

You don't know when to stop.

 

If I were a billionair, I would pay the few thousand dollars for you to spend the weekend with him.

 

But I would wait twenty five years. :unsure:

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I refuse to die until I have bonked Richard O'Sullivan.

 

You don't know when to stop.

 

If I were a billionair, I would pay the few thousand dollars for you to spend the weekend with him.

 

But I would wait twenty five years. :unsure:

I can only say this:

"Never give up! Never surrender!" - and - "nothing ventured, nothing gained" (and, it was a joke, joyce)

 

What makes you think I can't afford a plane fare to England?

 

Honey, that is so not funny, he'll be pushing up daisies by then....and maybe I will be too....aahhh, the lengths to which jealousy will drive a man....I do think that my hero really does have a rival for my affections....anyway, what makes you think I would, uh oh, wait a minute....has this got something to do with me posting that I have had r/ships with men many years older, and younger, than myself? All I can say is there were special circumstances...and, no, I didn't meet them on the net!! And, no, I'm not a hooker, either!! My stars, I really had better shut up now...

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I refuse to die until I have bonked Richard O'Sullivan.

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww.

 

This, from a peron who professes not to know who he is??? What's up with that???

 

The Eeeeeewwwwww is referring to you, not whatzizname.

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I refuse to die until I have bonked Richard O'Sullivan.

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww.

 

This, from a peron who professes not to know who he is??? What's up with that???

 

The Eeeeeewwwwww is referring to you, not whatzizname.

 

You really don't know who I am, do you?

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I refuse to die until I have bonked Richard O'Sullivan.

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww.

 

This, from a peron who professes not to know who he is??? What's up with that???

 

The Eeeeeewwwwww is referring to you, not whatzizname.

 

You really don't know who I am, do you?

 

Napoleon? Catherine the Great? Ivan the Terrible?

Ok I give up, who do you claim to be?

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I refuse to die until I have bonked Richard O'Sullivan.

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww.

 

This, from a peron who professes not to know who he is??? What's up with that???

 

The Eeeeeewwwwww is referring to you, not whatzizname.

 

You really don't know who I am, do you?

 

Napoleon? Catherine the Great? Ivan the Terrible?

Ok I give up, who do you claim to be?

 

Probably not anyone famous enough to make it onto your Deathlist, but my name still carries some clout in certain circles....beyond that I cannot say....

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Probably not anyone famous enough to make it onto your Deathlist, but my name still carries some clout in certain circles....beyond that I cannot say....

 

Well so far we know that you are Australian/New Zealandish and that you are an annoying cow.

So my guess would be Germaine Greer.

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