Replying to Byron Nelson

Could whoever put an exclamation box next to Ross Davidson's thread kindly do the same here please?

I'm a tad OC.

Arnold Palmer is living well and doing commercials for everything from home equity loans to erectile dysfunction medications. Rumour has it that he has also inked a multi-media deal to not only write a new autobiography but to star in a recurring role as the father of the William Peterson/Grissom character on C.S.I. Additionally, according to the latest issue of Variety, plans are in the works for Caddyshack-3, in which Palmer will co-star with the likes of Clive Swift, Lee Stafford, Kenneth Rainey, Julia Sweeney and several others from the lesser known castings list.


As a footnote, Palmer is also enduring not 1, nor even 2; but, 3 seperate paternity cases at this time. He cooly sites his health difficulties as being sufficient proof that he could not have fathered the 4 children. Yes, 4. One of the trollops had twins.

Actually I meant the golf guy Lord Byron Nelson



Or was he not a lord since he was a United Staters?




How's my beloved Arnie Palmer doing anyway?

Bruno man, are you back on the gin? Or - perchance - are you referring to God?

Had no idea he was even on the list.

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Geronimo, on Sep 27 2006, 11:09 PM, said:

For those of you who know who Tom Byron is, that quote needs no explanation!

HURRAH!!

Another DL graduate finally struts his stuff across the stage into the netherworld!

I've said it before and I'll say it again: GO TEAM DL! Fingers crosses that this is just a sampling of great things to come over the next few months...

Death Watch Beatle, on Sep 27 2006, 10:21 PM, said:

In the hole Byron!

The Four Horsemen, on Sep 27 2006, 07:59 PM, said:

That's a fair way!

DWB