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Dr. Zorders

Posted Today, 07:50 PM

View Postmaryportfuncity, on 23 April 2014 - 07:31 PM, said:

View PostDr. Zorders, on 23 April 2014 - 06:01 PM, said:

Wow... 106.

He must have had an English cook.

It'll be the usual fish in batter and frozen Mars Bars at the funeral, then?

Why not? Maybe then one of the mourners will drop dead and they'll see if they can get a BOGOF offer on the funeral?

maryportfuncity

Posted Today, 07:31 PM

View PostDr. Zorders, on 23 April 2014 - 06:01 PM, said:

Wow... 106.

He must have had an English cook.

It'll be the usual fish in batter and frozen Mars Bars at the funeral, then?

charon

Posted Today, 07:26 PM

11/5

Guest

Posted Today, 07:22 PM

Germanys oldest person Gertrude Henze died yesterday at 112 http://www.thelocal....nze-dies-at-112

Hopefully this signals that things are about to pick up as far as oldest peoples deaths are concerned because not one of the oldest 15 people in the world have died since Grace Jones last november.What are the odds of that happening?

Ulitzer95

Posted Today, 07:14 PM

View PostPaul Bearer, on 23 April 2014 - 05:40 PM, said:

Scotlands oldest person Tom MacIver dead at 106

Oldest man, not oldest person. 106 would be very young for an "oldest person" in any of the countries within the UK.

Dr. Zorders

Posted Today, 06:01 PM

Wow... 106.

He must have had an English cook.

Paul Bearer

Posted Today, 05:40 PM

Scotlands oldest person Tom MacIver dead at 106

Ulitzer95

Posted 08 March 2014 - 08:22 PM

View PostGuest, on 08 March 2014 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostMike, on 05 March 2014 - 04:36 AM, said:

Misao Okawa is 116 today, the 10th person verified to even reach that age.

Congrats to her.Sadly only 4 women have lived to be 117 so I think that means there's a 60 % chance that she's just had her last birthday

Guest

Posted 08 March 2014 - 03:16 PM

View PostMike, on 05 March 2014 - 04:36 AM, said:

Misao Okawa is 116 today, the 10th person verified to even reach that age.

Congrats to her.Sadly only 4 women have lived to be 117 so I think that means there's a 60 % chance that she's just had her last birthday :(

Deathray

Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:35 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on 06 March 2014 - 12:03 PM, said:

View PostLewd_Squirrel, on 05 March 2014 - 05:26 PM, said:

The oldest person in the town I live in, has died, at 107, just four months shy of her 108 birthday.

Is this Hermione Cock? Pro-tip: don't google her name at work unless you want a lot of "alternative" Harry Potter fanfic.

"The Burning Pen" one is...

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