Replying to Pope Benedict XVI

The delightful Daily Mail are reporting that Ex-Benedict's health "is in a very bad way" and "we won't have him with us for very much longer".

Guest, on 07 March 2013 - 05:54 PM, said:

That ain't no walking stick that is a pimp cane .

First pics of ex Pope Benedict since he retired-chilling out in a white jacket and baseball cap! http://www.dailymail...seball-cap.html

Popes summer residence where Benedict is staying has been hit by an earthquake http://www.abovetops...hread930988/pg1 You know I'm really starting to believe in God!

So its the pope's last day and I just imagine him leaving the Vatican and they stop him on the way out and ask for his gold cross and funny hat . He hands them over and their like ''and your other cross'' he has tucked in his socks. He also has this overly large trench coat on and as he is leaving it just explodes with catholic paraphernalia. Gold candle sticks , goblets and a oil painting of Mary Magdalene everywhere. He can always claim the devil made him do it so its all good.

Davey Jones' Locker, on 27 February 2013 - 11:02 PM, said:

Ah well, we'll soon have another one.

Cardinal Pell turns against the Pope! Rat fleeing the sinking ship, methinks....

Pell also notes that "his [the Pope's] weakness and sickness [were] only too evident today..."

Missed this one before but a few sites are reporting that Mafia boss Enrico de Pedis paid a billion lira in bribes to be buried amongst the popes in 1990:

http://theweek.com/a...r-the-next-pope

http://www.esquire.c...pubblica-022213

http://www.businessi...atileaks-2013-2

Update: it seems the church he was buried in was given over to Op...