Replying to Paul Hunter

Octopus of Odstock, on Apr 19 2007, 03:58 PM, said:

*Ahem*. I would like to point out, in my defence, that I don't know much about modern snooker except everyone seems so terribly dull.

Bring back Bill Wernebiuk (RIP) & his like.

Notapotato, on Apr 19 2007, 05:56 PM, said:

Isn't it Harrogate? Which makes him and Olveres almost neighbours. If you plan to visit him Olveres, take a bottle of this, I'm sure it will be much appreciated .

P.S. I have a virgin, but he is canine does that count?

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I shagged her.

Three times.

She was shite.

Guest_God_*, on Apr 19 2007, 01:18 PM, said:

Wrong, wrong wrong my dear boy. We WERE the bullies at school. We moved away from home as soon as we could. As for being virgins -we shag anything that moves - 'cept maybe that dull slag that you take to be your partner.

Guest_God_*, on Apr 19 2007, 04:37 PM, said:

Where's the self-congratulation? Just because we don't agree with your views of us (which is that we're all c*nts) that makes us c*nts? Yeah, well done dickhead.

How you've failed to convince us of our inherent cuntishness with such a watertight argument and flawless logic backed up by - well, no examples whatsoever of what is fuelling your particular lunacy - is astonishing. We should all be grateful for your attempts to save us f...

Doesn't Josco live in Leeds or thereabouts?

BTW: I don't have any virgins either.