Replying to Luciano Pavarotting.
Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:10 AM
Posted 30 June 2008 - 10:02 PM
Posted 02 March 2008 - 08:11 PM
Posted 24 September 2007 - 05:52 PM
Posted 11 September 2007 - 10:14 AM
A much smaller Turkey.
Posted 11 September 2007 - 08:00 AM
Posted 10 September 2007 - 12:09 AM
Posted 09 September 2007 - 09:34 PM
Screamed 'Waiter, this biscuit's all spotty!!'
The waiter said 'Sir,
That's not spots that is fur,
For you're holding a mouse, not biscotti.'
There once was a tenor named Lou
Who sat in a bucket of glue.
When he finally broke free
He in cursed in high C
And I'd do the same, wouldn't you?
There once was a corpulent tenor
Who tucked in to his favourite Penne
For breakfast and tea
He scoffed pasta with glee
'Til he went off to join Ayrton Senna...