Replying to Luciano Pavarotting.
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Anubis the Jackal
Posted 03 March 2008 - 10:11 AM
That was his last groceries bill.
maryportfuncity, on Mar 2 2008, 08:11 PM, said:
Gone but not forgotten, by his creditors anyway. Some of the papers today reporting that he's left about £7m of debt.
Paul Bearer
Posted 24 September 2007 - 05:52 PM
Hell Hath No Fury, on Sep 24 2007, 06:51 PM, said:
faustus, on Sep 7 2007, 01:02 PM, said:
...Anyone want a discount for tickets to see The Three Tenors ? Theres a third off.....
Elton John is to replace Pavarotti on the 3 tenor's upcoming tour, they are now to be billed as the 2 tenors and a 9 bob note
Emily the Strange
Posted 24 September 2007 - 05:51 PM
faustus, on Sep 7 2007, 01:02 PM, said:
...Anyone want a discount for tickets to see The Three Tenors ? Theres a third off.....
Elton John is to replace Pavarotti on the 3 tenor's upcoming tour, they are now to be billed as the 2 tenors and a 9 bob note
Youth in Asia
Posted 09 September 2007 - 09:34 PM
Madame Defarge, on Sep 8 2007, 06:35 AM, said:
Once, in a fit, Pavarotti
Screamed 'Waiter, this biscuit's all spotty!!'
The waiter said 'Sir,
That's not spots that is fur,
For you're holding a mouse, not biscotti.'
There once was a tenor named Lou
Who sat in a bucket of glue.
When he finally broke free
He in cursed in high C
And I'd do the same, wouldn't you?
Coat on.
Screamed 'Waiter, this biscuit's all spotty!!'
The waiter said 'Sir,
That's not spots that is fur,
For you're holding a mouse, not biscotti.'
There once was a tenor named Lou
Who sat in a bucket of glue.
When he finally broke free
He in cursed in high C
And I'd do the same, wouldn't you?
Coat on.
There once was a corpulent tenor
Who tucked in to his favourite Penne
For breakfast and tea
He scoffed pasta with glee
'Til he went off to join Ayrton Senna...
