Jump to content


Replying to Things To Do While Waiting For Death


Post Options

  • Anti-spam: complete the task
  or Cancel


Topic Summary

RadGuy

Posted 28 August 2015 - 08:40 PM

Deathlist.net evolution!
 
2005:
qtT5utH.jpg
 
2011:
vNA2jXn.jpg
 
2015:
MYGPplQ.jpg
 
What, was the skeleton on a sabbatical in 2011 or something? :24087468:


The latest version is hands downs the best!

Predictor

Posted 28 August 2015 - 02:37 PM

Deathlist.net evolution!

 

2005:

qtT5utH.jpg

 

2011:

vNA2jXn.jpg

 

2015:

MYGPplQ.jpg

 

What, was the skeleton on a sabbatical in 2011 or something? :24087468:


Dr. Zorders

Posted 27 August 2015 - 08:28 AM

Search yourself and friends and family in the Ashley Madison thingy.
SC
https://ashley.cynic.al

Let's see if my brother's been unfaithful to his blow-up doll...


Sir Creep

Posted 26 August 2015 - 09:54 PM

Search yourself and friends and family in the Ashley Madison thingy.
SC
https://ashley.cynic.al

maryportfuncity

Posted 24 August 2015 - 08:50 PM

Forget Top Trumps and all the kiddie card games and get stuck into Meaty Trumps and their packs of British Nonces (I shit you not!!)

 

 

Link: http://brownjewel.bi...eaty-trumps#_=_

 

001_BRITISH_NONCES_(Second_Ed)_3D_72dpi_


En Passant

Posted 05 August 2015 - 10:52 PM

Interact with people when not on a PC.

 

Having been told on numerous occasions to "get a life" and stop "sitting at the pc all the time" I determined to make friends out in the real world instead of on-line. To that end I took the principles I have learned from Facebook and Twitter out into the local neighbourhood.

 

Every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before and what I will do for the rest of the day. I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter and my dog, and of me gardening and on holiday doing things such as spending time by the pool.

I also listen to their conversations, tell them I "like" them and give them my opinion on ever subject that interests me....whether it interests them or not.

And it works! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a social worker and a psychiatrist.


Deathray

Posted 28 July 2015 - 07:06 PM

Have a rave on your own using spotify with no drugs or alcohol in your bedroom and dance like a nutter to go a long with it. Some times I know I need to get out more!


Toast

Posted 25 July 2015 - 12:11 PM

Order Stephen King's forthcoming short story collection, The Bazaar Of Bad Dreams  which includes a tale about

 

"a columnist who kills people by writing their obituaries"


BufordTJustice

Posted 20 July 2015 - 11:38 PM

Scottish Man Accidentally Fingers Own Mum Following Buckfast Binge

 

Ian McCourt, a 24-year-old Glaswegian DJ and Buckfast aficionado, reportedly assaulted his mother after arriving home from a three day bender “drunk oot his nut on Buckie”.

 

http://wundergroundm...buckfast-binge/


time

Posted 10 June 2015 - 12:47 AM

Dunno where else to post this, but, the lassie who's half a limb down after Alton Towers fucked up is now gonna meet 1D. Presumably this will help. But, it'd be - like - well out of order if they slipped into a chorus of Andy Fairweather Lowe's oldie: "Wide Eyed and Legless."

 

 

 

Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk...dshire-33070068

Ah, the old Arthur Askey/Marty Feldman duet...


Review the complete topic (launches new window)