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Rotten Ali

Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:02 PM

View Postharrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy, on 17 July 2013 - 08:20 PM, said:

Tomorrow through Sunday promises to be the ultimate four-day Everest challenge for British TV sportaholics. Each day there is 12 hours of live Open golf on the BBC, 5 hours of live Tour de France on Eurosport and 6 hours of live Ashes cricket on Sky - a brutal regime, you must admit. I have been in serious training for months with the help of copious amounts of red wine and cigarettes and hope that you will all sponsor me for my chosen charity Couch Potatoes Anonymous. Should I perish in the attempt I have no doubt that The Su...

Lard Bazaar

Posted 17 July 2013 - 08:39 PM

View Postharrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy, on 17 July 2013 - 08:20 PM, said:

Tomorrow through Sunday promises to be the ultimate four-day Everest challenge for British TV sportaholics. Each day there is 12 hours of live Open golf on the BBC, 5 hours of live Tour de France on Eurosport and 6 hours of live Ashes cricket on Sky - a brutal regime, you must admit. I have been in serious training for months with the help of copious amounts of red wine and cigarettes and hope that you will all sponsor me for my chosen charity Couch Potatoes Anonymous. Should I perish in the attempt I have no doubt that The Su...

harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy

Posted 17 July 2013 - 08:20 PM

Tomorrow through Sunday promises to be the ultimate four-day Everest challenge for British TV sportaholics. Each day there is 12 hours of live Open golf on the BBC, 5 hours of live Tour de France on Eurosport and 6 hours of live Ashes cricket on Sky - a brutal regime, you must admit. I have been in serious training for months with the help of copious amounts of red wine and cigarettes and hope that you will all sponsor me for my chosen charity Couch Potatoes Anonymous. Should I perish in the attempt I have no doubt that The Sun will emotionally blackmail the country into contributing plenty more of its hard-earned. I've received many good luck messages from the likes of Johnny Vegas and am off to bed at 2am in preparation for the 7am start at Muirfield's first tee. The remote has new batteries,

time

Posted 28 December 2011 - 04:56 PM

View Postthe_engineer, on 28 December 2011 - 02:32 PM, said:

im growing a goatee!! I usually have some facial hair because i have a child like face and people still think im under 18 .

I have that problem too.

(Well, I used to)

the_engineer

Posted 28 December 2011 - 02:32 PM

im growing a goatee!! I usually have some facial hair because i have a child like face and people still think im under 18 .

Lard Bazaar

Posted 06 December 2011 - 07:42 PM

View Postmaryportfuncity, on 05 December 2011 - 08:29 PM, said:

Are we also volunteering to get a good kicking from your new(ish) husband? Best send one of the lasses.

I'm not married yet - you're safe!

maryportfuncity

Posted 05 December 2011 - 08:29 PM

Are we also volunteering to get a good kicking from your new(ish) husband? Best send one of the lasses.

Lard Bazaar

Posted 05 December 2011 - 05:56 PM

View PostPaul Bearer, on 03 December 2011 - 07:41 PM, said:

Well, grew mine now going for the Decembeard. Are the ladies looking forward to Fanuary. :o

Yes, I am. Who's volunteering to check I don't cheat then? :puke:

Paul Bearer

Posted 04 December 2011 - 12:46 AM

View Posttime, on 04 December 2011 - 12:27 AM, said:

I see that TMIB has had an extra X removed from the sub-title of the DDP 2012 thread. Now that we've established a precedent, any chance of having an 'R' inserted into the title of this thread?


DL status updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis


Maybe that was a delibeate mistake?

time

Posted 04 December 2011 - 12:27 AM

I see that TMIB has had an extra X removed from the sub-title of the DDP 2012 thread. Now that we've established a precedent, any chance of having an 'R' inserted into the title of this thread?


DL status updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis


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