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Posted 01 February 2016 - 12:39 AM

 

Currently in the business lounge at Birmingham airport about to board a flight to Delhi for a business trip.
 
Never been to India before. Not really looking forward to it.


Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
Room Service: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny!  Djewish to odor sunteen??"
Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest: "What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An San toes?"
Guest: "What???"
Room Service: "San toes. July San toes?"
Guest: "Uhh... I don't think so"
Room Service: "No? Judo one toes??"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
Room Service:
"Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!  I've got it!  You were saying 'Toast.'  Fine."  Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bother?"
Guest: "No.  Just put the bother on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?"
Guest: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Sorry???"
Room Service: "Copy...tea...mill?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
Room Service: "One Minnie.  Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tendjewberrymud."
Guest: "You're welcome."

 

I shouldn't have laughed at this half as much as I did.


Magere Hein

Posted 30 January 2016 - 07:55 PM

Currently in the business lounge at Birmingham airport about to board a flight to Delhi for a business trip.
 
Never been to India before. Not really looking forward to it.


Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
Room Service: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny!  Djewish to odor sunteen??"
Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest: "What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An San toes?"
Guest: "What???"
Room Service: "San toes. July San toes?"
Guest: "Uhh... I don't think so"
Room Service: "No? Judo one toes??"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
Room Service:
"Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!  I've got it!  You were saying 'Toast.'  Fine."  Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bother?"
Guest: "No.  Just put the bother on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?"
Guest: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Sorry???"
Room Service: "Copy...tea...mill?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
Room Service: "One Minnie.  Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tendjewberrymud."
Guest: "You're welcome."

charon

Posted 30 January 2016 - 07:43 PM

'Gen non school massacre' or 'planes, trains and automobiles crash' threads for that pish...

Bibliogryphon

Posted 30 January 2016 - 07:36 PM

Currently in the business lounge at Birmingham airport about to board a flight to Delhi for a business trip.

 

Never been to India before. Not really looking forward to it.


En Passant

Posted 24 January 2016 - 07:59 PM

 

You would think that, by now, the human race would have evolved to the point that we would no longer need loo paper for number twos.

 

Have you tried using your iPhone yet?

 

I fear i must be missing something here, but ive not seen this particular application of an iphone heavily promoted.


Lord Fellatio Nelson

Posted 24 January 2016 - 07:58 PM

 

You would think that, by now, the human race would have evolved to the point that we would no longer need loo paper for number twos.

 

Have you tried using your iPhone yet?

 

Well Hein, quite honestly, I have to use one for work and they are completely useless so , yes, maybe using it to wipe my arse is the way forwards! :D


Magere Hein

Posted 24 January 2016 - 07:41 PM

You would think that, by now, the human race would have evolved to the point that we would no longer need loo paper for number twos.

 

Have you tried using your iPhone yet?


Deathray

Posted 24 January 2016 - 11:19 AM

You would think that, by now, the human race would have evolved to the point that we would no longer need loo paper for number twos.

Im at a loss as to why our creator chose to give dogs a 'snip it off clean' system and not humans, I mean, we are supposed to be superior, aren't we???

 

 

 

To be fair loo paper isn't essential, it's just much more convenient (debatable that it's actually more hygienic). There's a lot of cultures/places (mainly India and surrounding areas of Asia though) where they use their hand with warm water to wash their backsides out, then wash their hands afterwards. 


Toast

Posted 24 January 2016 - 10:46 AM

You would think that, by now, the human race would have evolved to the point that we would no longer need loo paper for number twos.

Im at a loss as to why our creator chose to give dogs a 'snip it off clean' system and not humans, I mean, we are supposed to be superior, aren't we???

 

 

 

That is a very good point. 

 

I have also observed an insidious deterioration in the quality of loo paper. They seem to be making it thinner and flimsier, and the sheets seem to be smaller than they used to be.  It's, well, crap now.


Lord Fellatio Nelson

Posted 24 January 2016 - 09:51 AM

You would think that, by now, the human race would have evolved to the point that we would no longer need loo paper for number twos.

Im at a loss as to why our creator chose to give dogs a 'snip it off clean' system and not humans, I mean, we are supposed to be superior, aren't we???

 

 


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