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[quote name='Lard Bazaar' timestamp='1248159044' post='136840'] [quote name='justafleshwound' post='136828' date='Jul 20 2009, 11:42 PM'][quote name='Lard Bazaar' post='136822' date='Jul 20 2009, 08:36 PM'][quote name='To die for' post='136819' date='Jul 20 2009, 09:14 PM']Went to Alton Towers today, threw myself round lots of rides. Was just thinking in terms of theme park statistics, how many accidents are purely down to f'uckwittedness?[/quote] I used to love Alton Towers, then I had kids and suddenly turned into a geet big fairy. Absolutely shitted myself on a ferris wheel a couple of years ago, and the bastard gypo fairground rider could see I was crapping it so stopped it while I was right at the top. Bastard. [/quote] I've been "lurking" for over a year, still not ready to stick my neck out and join. But I can't help but ask, whose nuts are those? [/quote] I'm sorry to say I have absolutely no idea. But I'd quite like to meet him. [/quote]

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 04:56 PM

the_engineer, on 28 December 2011 - 02:32 PM, said:

im growing a goatee!! I usually have some facial hair because i have a child like face and people still think im under 18 .

I have that problem too.

(Well, I used to)

the_engineer

Posted 28 December 2011 - 02:32 PM

im growing a goatee!! I usually have some facial hair because i have a child like face and people still think im under 18 .

Lard Bazaar

Posted 06 December 2011 - 07:42 PM

maryportfuncity, on 05 December 2011 - 08:29 PM, said:

Are we also volunteering to get a good kicking from your new(ish) husband? Best send one of the lasses.

I'm not married yet - you're safe!

maryportfuncity

Posted 05 December 2011 - 08:29 PM

Are we also volunteering to get a good kicking from your new(ish) husband? Best send one of the lasses.

Lard Bazaar

Posted 05 December 2011 - 05:56 PM

Paul Bearer, on 03 December 2011 - 07:41 PM, said:

Well, grew mine now going for the Decembeard. Are the ladies looking forward to Fanuary.

Yes, I am. Who's volunteering to check I don't cheat then? :puke:

Paul Bearer

Posted 04 December 2011 - 12:46 AM

time, on 04 December 2011 - 12:27 AM, said:

I see that TMIB has had an extra X removed from the sub-title of the DDP 2012 thread. Now that we've established a precedent, any chance of having an 'R' inserted into the title of this thread?

DL status updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

Maybe that was a delibeate mistake?

time

Posted 04 December 2011 - 12:27 AM

Godot

Posted 03 December 2011 - 08:00 PM

Paul Bearer, on 03 December 2011 - 07:41 PM, said:

Well, grew mine now going for the Decembeard. Are the ladies looking forward to Fanuary.

Or will they wait until Prune?

Paul Bearer

Posted 03 December 2011 - 07:41 PM

Well, grew mine now going for the Decembeard. Are the ladies looking forward to Fanuary.

themaninblack

Posted 03 December 2011 - 07:25 PM

"No" vember...

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