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Bibliogryphon

Posted 23 February 2015 - 12:33 PM

Inconsistencies in soaps treatment of children's mental capabilities.

 

We're supposed to buy that a ten or eleven year old wouldn't recognise a dead body and be capable of deducing that the music box he just whacked off her head while she was fully mobile was responsible for that dead body yet believe that a seven year old is capable of conspiring to and being an active participant in murdering her own grandmother purely so her dad can inherit some money? 

Must admit to ignorance of all things Lucy Beale but he hit her on the head with a music box?

 

Who is going to be the first to mash up a you-tube video alongside the Genesis classic....


Deathray

Posted 22 February 2015 - 07:33 PM

Inconsistencies in soaps treatment of children's mental capabilities.

 

We're supposed to buy that a ten or eleven year old wouldn't recognise a dead body and be capable of deducing that the music box he just whacked off her head while she was fully mobile was responsible for that dead body yet believe that a seven year old is capable of conspiring to and being an active participant in murdering her own grandmother purely so her dad can inherit some money? 


Lard Bazaar

Posted 21 February 2015 - 03:01 PM

I spelt Martin Penny slightly differently to the actual Martin Penny that I stabbed, just in case he googles his own name, thus uncovering my identity and revealing that in real life I'm Wee Jimmy Krankie.


Dr. Zorders

Posted 21 February 2015 - 05:35 AM

I could have sworn there was a Sky news "reporter" (lol) named Martin Penny. But I googled it and nothing came up. =/

 

Well anyway......... when we was all 10 & 11 me and a couple of friends used to kick each other in the balls a lot....... er, that's all I guess.


Windsor

Posted 21 February 2015 - 12:09 AM

I once smashed my friends head off the concrete ground whilst pretending to be a power ranger when I was about 8.

 

Another time I was throwing stones at an arsehole called Brian. He was a dick. Anyway, one hit him on the mouth and he started bleeding profusely. It was only later that I learned he had undergone surgery on his mouth a week or so earlier for his speech impediment or something. 

 

However another time I decided to have a go at a bigger kid by threatening him with a stick with nails in it. He pulled some kind of spiderman mask over his face, pulled the stick out of my hands, cutting them with the nails. I was left howling. Not my finest moment. I was 23 ;) .

 

This is why I have been banned from cafes...


Lard Bazaar

Posted 20 February 2015 - 06:52 PM

And, I stabbed Martin Penny in the face with a pencil when I was six.  Just missed his eye.  He was fucking me right off, I think he secretly fancied me.

 

I'm enjoying this topic.


Lard Bazaar

Posted 19 February 2015 - 09:23 PM

My sister once actually did that standing on a rake thing.


Windsor

Posted 19 February 2015 - 03:50 PM

Back to toys attacking at night: I stepped on a model car once. It started to roll, I lost my footing, fell and banged my head on a table. I'm not sure if the table was part of the conspiracy. My foot hardly hurt.

regards,
Hein

 

That sounds like something I would've liked to witness. :P


Magere Hein

Posted 19 February 2015 - 03:20 PM

Back to toys attacking at night: I stepped on a model car once. It started to roll, I lost my footing, fell and banged my head on a table. I'm not sure if the table was part of the conspiracy. My foot hardly hurt.

regards,
Hein

Windsor

Posted 19 February 2015 - 02:13 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Standing barefoot on an upturned plug is waaaaaaay worse, so quit your bitching.

Or stubbing your little toe, and then doing it again an hour later on the exact same toe.
treading on a lego brick in the middle of the night while barefoot is no joke either.

Nout compared to stepping on a K'Nex rod.
When me and my sister lived at home, we shared a bedroom, and she did tapestry for a hobby.  One day I stepped on a tapestry needle that she'd obviously lost or dropped, and it went RIGHT IN MY FOOT ABOUT A CENTIMETRE, and I had to stand there trying not to vom while she pulled it out.  Now that fucking hurt.

I once had a paper cut. :-(

 

Carboard cuts hurt like buggery. I sliced my finger while opening a laser printer toner cartridge box.

 

My friend Douglas hit me on the forehead with a golf club when I was 11.

He said it was an accident.


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