My friend does car porn on long winding country roads, it's push-pull all the way.
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 04:44 PM
Posted 27 July 2015 - 03:38 PM
Absolute scandal in French media today when L'Oreal announced a massively expensive perfume made mainly from the ejaculations of females skilled in finding their G-spot and milking it.
Brand name: Eau Fuck!
Posted 13 July 2015 - 12:48 AM
I am going on holiday and I am going to my uncle's house in England. My dad was explaining how he doesn't like people messing up his house like I don't like people stealing my nexus. So I said "does he secretly watch porn in his house"
Posted 11 July 2015 - 06:10 AM
It's Wimbledon ladies' final day.
Who will be the lesser lezzer?
Posted 10 July 2015 - 10:47 AM
I went into Clinton cards today. I said to the woman behind the counter, "Do you sell bereavement cards?"
She said, "Yes, sir."
So I said, "Could I exchange one for this get well soon card I bought yesterday?"
Posted 10 July 2015 - 10:42 AM
Posted 10 July 2015 - 09:57 AM
There's been a riot at the Civic Centre where a charity pantomime was taking place in aid of paranoid schitzophrenia. Everything was going well until someone in the crowd shouted; "He's behind you!"
Posted 07 July 2015 - 12:01 PM
Nazi jokes make me Fuhrerious
Posted 06 July 2015 - 09:27 PM
Young lad asks his dad why men have an 'Adam's Apple'.
Dad thinks for a minute then tells his son that when Eve conviced Adam it would be alright to take a bite out of the forbidden fruit and Adam took the bite, a powerful voice came from above:
"I hope it sticks in your throat"
Posted 03 July 2015 - 01:23 AM
Wouldn't it be funny if most MI6 agents were gay teetotallers who always took public transport, despised their secretaries and they'd never had a non-female boss before 1995?