Replying to A Joke
Posted 16 December 2014 - 07:55 PM
- Blankets or sleeping bag
- Extra clothing including hat and gloves
- 24 hours worth of food
- Rock salt
- Flashlight with spare batteries
- Road flares or reflective triangles
- Full spare gas can
- First aid kit
- Booster cables
I looked like an idiot on the bus this morning
Posted 03 December 2014 - 07:55 PM
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a
Xmas fancy dress party.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden
leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his
problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted
handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden
leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man is
offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he
writes a letter of complaint.. A week passes and he
receives another parcel and note
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a
monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and
with your bald head you will really look the part. The man
is really incandescent with rage now, because the company
has gone from emphasizin...
Posted 02 December 2014 - 04:15 PM
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Posted 01 December 2014 - 07:23 PM
They can take it, but they can't dish it out.
Posted 01 December 2014 - 05:02 AM
Posted 27 November 2014 - 06:39 PM
Posted 27 November 2014 - 03:59 AM
He said "Maybe if I...... spend all my spare time in the sperm donation clinic......... they........ they pay money don't they? I can make enough money....... by the end of the year I can....... I can pay it all off"
I said "oh come on, that's just rubbing your Peter to pay Paul!"
Posted 26 November 2014 - 06:00 PM
Posted 21 November 2014 - 08:32 AM
Accident investigators are examining a huge skid mark left on a bend.
Posted 18 November 2014 - 11:19 AM