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maryportfuncity

Posted 22 January 2015 - 01:20 PM

 

 

 

ISIS are going to save on the expense of training suicide bombers by breeding swarms of killer insects.
 
Expect the first wave of Jihaddi Longlegs any day.

Brilliant! And stolen :-D

 

You say stolen, I say thoughtfully shared.

 


Beats being shariad.

regards,
Hein

 

 

 

An awesome pun, I salute you.


Magere Hein

Posted 22 January 2015 - 01:04 PM

ISIS are going to save on the expense of training suicide bombers by breeding swarms of killer insects.
 
Expect the first wave of Jihaddi Longlegs any day.

Brilliant! And stolen :-D

You say stolen, I say thoughtfully shared.


Beats being shariad.

regards,
Hein

maryportfuncity

Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:41 PM

 

ISIS are going to save on the expense of training suicide bombers by breeding swarms of killer insects.
 
Expect the first wave of Jihaddi Longlegs any day.


Brilliant! And stolen :-D

 

 

 

You say stolen, I say thoughtfully shared.


Paul Bearer

Posted 22 January 2015 - 07:31 AM

ISIS are going to save on the expense of training suicide bombers by breeding swarms of killer insects.
 
Expect the first wave of Jihaddi Longlegs any day.


Brilliant! And stolen :-D

charon

Posted 22 January 2015 - 05:53 AM



Does that mean a fear of suicide bombers is Iraqnaphobia ?

Magere Hein

Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:46 AM

ISIS are going to save on the expense of training suicide bombers by breeding swarms of killer insects.
 
Expect the first wave of Jihaddi Longlegs any day.


And bomblebees,

regards,
Hein

maryportfuncity

Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:01 AM

ISIS are going to save on the expense of training suicide bombers by breeding swarms of killer insects.

 

Expect the first wave of Jihaddi Longlegs any day.


Perfect Passing

Posted 19 January 2015 - 04:09 AM

A man and his wife moved back home to Cork, from London.

The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2,000.00 a year!

When they arrived in Cork they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, '€39.00.'

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Ireland to insure, because it cost him £2,000.00 in England!

The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says:

*Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is €39.00.*'

maryportfuncity

Posted 18 January 2015 - 01:58 PM

What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?

 

Rick O'Shay


Lord Fellatio Nelson

Posted 18 January 2015 - 10:33 AM

Anybody see the Oscar nominations were announced? It's a shame cause they snubbed this great independent movie..... about a Jewish crossword champion. No cinemas will show it either, for some weird reason. "The Final Solution" it's called. Fuckin travesty.

Was it REALLY worth getting up that early to post such a massively shite joke?


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