Replying to A Joke
Posted 22 May 2013 - 08:14 PM
Thick and difficult to work with.
Posted 10 May 2013 - 08:55 AM
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door...
It was my large double meatasaurus with extra cheese and BBQ sauce.
Posted 10 May 2013 - 08:10 AM
Posted 09 May 2013 - 05:25 PM
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the
airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto : 'To Fly. To Serve'.
The woman looks at him blankly.
He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the F*ck do you want?'
Posted 03 May 2013 - 09:48 PM
Facebook: I know everyone.
Internet: Without me, you're nothing.
Electricity: Keep talking fools.
Posted 03 May 2013 - 01:23 PM
Posted 02 May 2013 - 12:19 PM
Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:28 PM
He examined me and said it should be o.k. but going for a shit could spell trouble.
Posted 01 May 2013 - 02:39 PM
Posted 30 April 2013 - 06:50 PM