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En Passant

Posted Yesterday, 09:59 PM

And from a link on the same page. Some new 'Farrari', I'm kidding right? A national newspaper? That spelling? No, I'm not.

 

They get it right lower down the page, but I didn't read the whole thing so perhaps it's supposed to be misspelled and it's explained later, but I was already bored of it:- Sit in the same traffic in your 1/4 million Farrari as I do in my Foard shitbox.

 

Edited to add:-  Perhaps unsurprisingly, by this morning they had fixed it.


Rotten Ali

Posted Yesterday, 09:13 PM

This made me laugh today...

http://www.telegraph...is-instead.html

Phantom

Posted Yesterday, 09:06 PM

I went to university to study Agriculture & Communications specialising in sheep... I came out with a B.A.A


Phantom

Posted Yesterday, 12:29 AM

 

Our dog died recently, my wife was really upset. So to cheer her up, I bought her an identical dog. She was absolutely livid about that. "What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs"? she yelled.


Old and Gold. Just like yer false teeth.

 

I refer you to the first part of my signature.


Deathray

Posted 02 March 2015 - 10:34 PM

Our dog died recently, my wife was really upset. So to cheer her up, I bought her an identical dog. She was absolutely livid about that. "What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs"? she yelled.


Old and Gold. Just like yer false teeth.

Phantom

Posted 02 March 2015 - 09:05 PM

Our dog died recently, my wife was really upset. So to cheer her up, I bought her an identical dog. She was absolutely livid about that. "What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs"? she yelled.


Phantom

Posted 27 February 2015 - 08:25 PM

My children have the habit of blaming other people for their mistakes. They get that from their mother.


Lard Bazaar

Posted 26 February 2015 - 08:25 PM

The highlight of this year's Brits was a tribute to 'Allo 'Allo!, featuring Ze Fallen Madonna with ze Big Boobies....

 

Look, I just copied and pasted it from Facefark. High art it isn't.

I only changed channels near the end as I thought I might catch Royal Blood (missed them) so imagine my utter JOY to watch her go FUCKING FLYING down them steps, LAUGHED MY FUCKING TITS OFF, mind you she wasn't the only one to fall on her ass that night, who was that UTTER CRETIN with Jimmy Carr?


En Passant

Posted 26 February 2015 - 07:18 PM

The highlight of this year's Brits was a tribute to 'Allo 'Allo!, featuring Ze Fallen Madonna with ze Big Boobies....

 

Look, I just copied and pasted it from Facefark. High art it isn't.


Toast

Posted 17 February 2015 - 10:08 PM

over aged fat cows of women holding a large cheque

 

Sounds like me, apart from the cheque :(


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