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Deathray

Posted 28 July 2015 - 04:44 PM

My friend does car porn on long winding country roads, it's push-pull all the way.


maryportfuncity

Posted 27 July 2015 - 03:38 PM

Absolute scandal in French media today when L'Oreal announced a massively expensive perfume made mainly from the ejaculations of females skilled in finding their G-spot and milking it.

 

Brand name: Eau Fuck!


Posted 13 July 2015 - 12:48 AM

I am going on holiday and I am going to my uncle's house in England. My dad was explaining how he doesn't like people messing up his house like I don't like people stealing my nexus. So I said "does he secretly watch porn in his house"

 

 

??


Dr. Zorders

Posted 11 July 2015 - 06:10 AM

It's Wimbledon ladies' final day.

 

Who will be the lesser lezzer?


paulh85

Posted 10 July 2015 - 10:47 AM

I went into Clinton cards today. I said to the woman behind the counter, "Do you sell bereavement cards?"

She said, "Yes, sir."

So I said, "Could I exchange one for this get well soon card I bought yesterday?"


 

Morbidkid

Posted 10 July 2015 - 10:42 AM

I am going on holiday and I am going to my uncle's house in England. My dad was explaining how he doesn't like people messing up his house like I don't like people stealing my nexus. So I said "does he secretly watch porn in his house"

maryportfuncity

Posted 10 July 2015 - 09:57 AM

There's been a riot at the Civic Centre where a charity pantomime was taking place in aid of paranoid schitzophrenia. Everything was going well until someone in the crowd shouted; "He's behind you!"


maryportfuncity

Posted 07 July 2015 - 12:01 PM

Nazi jokes make me Fuhrerious


torbrexbones

Posted 06 July 2015 - 09:27 PM

Young lad asks his dad why men have an 'Adam's Apple'.

Dad thinks for a minute then tells his son that when Eve conviced Adam it would be alright to take a bite out of the forbidden fruit and Adam took the bite, a powerful voice came from above:

 

"I hope it sticks in your throat"


Dr. Zorders

Posted 03 July 2015 - 01:23 AM

Wouldn't it be funny if most MI6 agents were gay teetotallers who always took public transport, despised their secretaries and they'd never had a non-female boss before 1995?


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