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Dr_T

Posted 20 August 2015 - 02:41 AM

A 15 year old boy goes to confession and says "Bless me father for I have sinned"

"Confess your sins to me, my child," says the priest.

"Well you see father, every time I masturbate, and it's pretty often, I fantasise about my mother."

"Now, now,", says the priest.  "What sort of disgusting, immoral, degenerate, perverted, sick sort of boy are you, to be thinking about your mother when you do that filthy thing to yourself.  And with you having such a lovely younger brother!"


time

Posted 19 August 2015 - 10:24 PM

 

 

Does it still count as 'two for joy' if you accidentally run over the other magpie?

 

 

Depends on the bird's obit chances, or if it's a useless human magpie in a Newcastle United shirt.

 

 

I'll bite - we've won one, lost one which is a hell of a lot better than Sunderland or Carlisle for that matter.

 

Also can someone explain why the PL has 20 teams whilst the Championship down to the National League have 24 teams?

 

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Deathray

Posted 19 August 2015 - 09:20 PM

 

Does it still count as 'two for joy' if you accidentally run over the other magpie?

 

 

Depends on the bird's obit chances, or if it's a useless human magpie in a Newcastle United shirt.

 

 

I'll bite - we've won one, lost one which is a hell of a lot better than Sunderland or Carlisle for that matter.

 

Also can someone explain why the PL has 20 teams whilst the Championship down to the National League have 24 teams?


maryportfuncity

Posted 19 August 2015 - 09:04 PM

Does it still count as 'two for joy' if you accidentally run over the other magpie?

 

 

Depends on the bird's obit chances, or if it's a useless human magpie in a Newcastle United shirt.


Paul Bearer

Posted 19 August 2015 - 04:52 PM

Does it still count as 'two for joy' if you accidentally run over the other magpie?

En Passant

Posted 17 August 2015 - 06:45 PM

I went to a positive thinking class today.
It was half empty....


paulh85

Posted 14 August 2015 - 01:47 PM

 

What do the books "50 Shades of Grey" and "Green Eggs and Ham" have in common?
 
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

hey fifthy shades is a masterpiece not convinced then read these greats qutoes like "I feel the color in my cheeks rising again, I must the color of the Communist manifesto. That is what I call poetry and if you don't like that quote then you DON'T BELONG IN THE UNIVERSE

 

 

:banghead: :banghead:


Morbidkid

Posted 13 August 2015 - 08:52 PM

What do the books "50 Shades of Grey" and "Green Eggs and Ham" have in common?
 
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

hey fifthy shades is a masterpiece not convinced then read these greats qutoes like "I feel the color in my cheeks rising again, I must the color of the Communist manifesto. That is what I call poetry and if you don't like that quote then you DON'T BELONG IN THE UNIVERSE

Phantom

Posted 13 August 2015 - 08:34 PM

What do the books "50 Shades of Grey" and "Green Eggs and Ham" have in common?

 

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.


BufordTJustice

Posted 13 August 2015 - 08:10 PM

Which Knight built the round table?

 

Circumference


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