Replying to A Joke
Posted 14 September 2014 - 09:00 PM
“When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was to take off my trousers,” he said.
“I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.”
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large...
I told her, “of course they're too big”.
“I wear the trousers in this family and I always will”.
“Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.”
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got...
Posted 14 September 2014 - 08:54 PM
He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid.
As she takes his order, a Fosters, she notices his accent.
Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him.
As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees..
The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and after showing h...
Posted 14 September 2014 - 08:47 PM
They asked me: 'How did you find her body?'
I said, 'Her tits were ok, but the rigormortis had tightened her arse a bit too much for my liking.'
Posted 14 September 2014 - 08:43 PM
The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I nearly fell in.
Posted 14 September 2014 - 08:41 PM
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for ‘Bear Removers.’
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van.
He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
‘What are you g...
Posted 09 September 2014 - 07:51 PM
Posted 09 September 2014 - 06:49 PM
This, and the post above, are famous hoax record covers, just thought I'd share them with the group!
Posted 09 September 2014 - 06:45 PM
Posted 08 September 2014 - 05:35 PM
It's great, though. It does everything...KitKats. Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato crisps, the lot...........