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maryportfuncity

Posted Yesterday, 04:03 PM

Two lesbians walk into a bar with a donkey.

The punchline is shit but you should see the video!

Galento

Posted 27 August 2014 - 11:02 AM

The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me bcause she can't afford batteries

Dr. Zorders

Posted 25 August 2014 - 03:32 PM

All these celebs doing the ice-bucket challenge for ALS - I nominate Stephen Hawking next.

Galento

Posted 19 August 2014 - 05:59 PM

White Dee.....Black Dee.. Jack Dee.the only one worth mentioning is Simon Dee aka Cyril Henty Dodd,so who gives a toss about the others?

But wait a minute .is White Dee the slag who was sacked by Birmingham City Council for stealing £13,000 and now has an agent and will probably walk away with £100.000 for being on a TV show?

There are times when you ask yourself "Who the fuck decides these things? You couldn't make it up! And they say "Crime doesn't pay"

Dr. Zorders

Posted 19 August 2014 - 04:10 PM

If you think Channel 4's "Benefits Street" couldn't possibly be any more divisive and controversial, wait until they introduce their new "character" in the next series:

Black Dee.

(wait wait....... I just googled it and apparently there is a black dee, fuck's sake....... that's what you get for making jokes about something you haven't watched)

Phantom

Posted 19 August 2014 - 03:51 PM

View PostGalento, on 19 August 2014 - 02:11 PM, said:

Has that joke not just been voted as the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Festival? It is in most of today's papers.

Here's another old one..............Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "paedophile" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.

It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary

No idea, I haven't read the papers today

Galento

Posted 19 August 2014 - 02:11 PM

Has that joke not just been voted as the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Festival? It is in most of today's papers.

Here's another old one..............Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "paedophile" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.

It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary

Phantom

Posted 19 August 2014 - 01:03 PM

I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It's just been gathering dust.

charon

Posted 18 August 2014 - 05:38 PM

View PostPhantom, on 18 August 2014 - 05:15 PM, said:

Statistically, 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette.


Meh, that is a rehash of.


Statistically, 5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

Galento

Posted 18 August 2014 - 05:32 PM

I was devastated and heartbroken to find that the wife has been having an affair. However, i have found solace and comfort in religion.

I have become an Islamist and we are stoning her to death in the morning. Fuck her.

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