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Perfect Passing

Posted 30 December 2013 - 01:15 PM

Christmas Elf & Safety Procedures

The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir;
We will lend a coat of fur,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you:

Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons.
Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.
Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.


Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way

A risk assessment must be...

Lady Grendel

Posted 28 December 2013 - 11:41 PM

Had a very quiet and nice Christmas in my house, bit strange as it is the first year without my dad being here but we hung a santa hat on his chair and raised a glass to him.

Weirdest present was an anoymous present I received through the post a couple of weeks ago, addressed to me using my proper name, not the one I go by online, and marked 'Not to be opened till Christmas', so I duly obliged and opened it on Christmas Day. When the parcel arrived in mid December my dog was going daft, it crinkled, so I thought it was a surprise present for him, I have doggy friends that have sent him treats and toys in the past so I thought no more of it. On Christmas Day I brought out the mysterious parcel and opened it in front of my mum and brother, lets just say nobody knew Lady Grendel could turn that shade of red, embarrassment went off the scale as I unwrapped a dildo

Deathray

Posted 26 December 2013 - 01:27 PM

Thank goodness it's all over we can now all concentrate on dead pooling.

Death Impends

Posted 25 December 2013 - 08:32 PM

Hope everyone's been having a great Christmas!

Perfect Passing

Posted 25 December 2013 - 04:38 PM

Meet Christmas fellow Deathlisters,
I hope your all having a good one where ever you all are!

the_engineer

Posted 25 December 2013 - 04:17 PM

merry christmas everyone hope you're all having a wonderful day .

I just finished my roast dinner and can't hardly move. I have lamb because it's my favourite and i don't like turkey , blasphemy I know!! :D

msc

Posted 25 December 2013 - 04:08 PM

Aye, and a Merry Christmas to all of you at home too, as William Hartnell once said.

Paul Bearer

Posted 25 December 2013 - 03:52 PM

Hippy crumble deathlisters.

Rotten Ali

Posted 25 December 2013 - 02:32 PM

Merry Christmas one and all... Don't eat too much turkey, really, it could kill you.

http://news.ninemsn....at-dinner-table


Body Snatcher 44

Posted 25 December 2013 - 03:14 AM

Merry Christmas Deathlisters, hope everyone has a memorable one. For what it's worth, I will be spending it not with my family, but with my ragtag bunch of misfit mates, who (for one reason or another) aren't spending it with their families either.
As far as the deathlist is concerned here is a gift for your enjoyment, from Australia.


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