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Rob Ford So it has been going around there is a video of Ford(Mayor of Toronto) smoking crack.

He held a press conference stating ""I do not use crack cocaine,"Nor am I an addict of crack cocaine"


If this turns out to be true he seems like he would be a good candidate for 2014 as the only obese crackhead the world.
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.

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Great to see Rob Ford on there, although surprised there isn't more teams picking him. Come on, big fat fucker like that smoking crack in his mid forties. If he doesn't have a heart attack there's every chance of a suicide, fucking nutjob.

 

On another note, I guess the people still picking Scott Hall didn't see the reports about the miracle work Diamond Dallas Page is doing in saving the lives of deadbeat, junkie wrestlers like Hall and Jake Roberts.

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I'll repeat the same thing I said about Rob Ford. Can't believe more people didn't pick the fat fucker. Maybe he too will oblige us at some point later in the year.....

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Now Captain Crackhead has gone missing. He has claimed to be in rehab, but there have been reported sightings of him all over Toronto.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2622964/Have-seen-man-Toronto-gripped-frenzied-search-Rob-Ford-speculation-mounts-crackhead-mayor-NOT-rehab.html

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Mayor Rob Ford has 30 days of rehab left and claims he's a "new man" and all that crap, and is optimistic about his chances of winning re-election in the autumn.......

 

http://www.torontosu...e-on-canada-day

(warning, article contains gross pic of a topless Ford with his huge tits out)

 

Check out the results of the poll asking whether people believe he will really be a changed man or not......

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Mayor Crackhead Rob Ford has a suspected tumor.

 

I knew we hadn't heard the last of him but I didn't see this coming.

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Lining up for 2015 inclusion is Toronto's Rob Ford, pulling out of the mayoral race because of an intestinal tumour and packing a lengthy mileage on his body clock on the basis of obesity and admitted drug and alcohol abuse. We've got long enough to study form here.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29185161

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Lining up for 2015 inclusion is Toronto's Rob Ford, pulling out of the mayoral race because of an intestinal tumour and packing a lengthy mileage on his body clock on the basis of obesity and admitted drug and alcohol abuse. We've got long enough to study form here.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk...canada-29185161

 

He seems like the kind of people deathlist should be going for, self-destructing drug-riddled alcoholics in high-profile meltdowns. Him, Gazza? George Michael? and who else?

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Lining up for 2015 inclusion is Toronto's Rob Ford, pulling out of the mayoral race because of an intestinal tumour and packing a lengthy mileage on his body clock on the basis of obesity and admitted drug and alcohol abuse. We've got long enough to study form here.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk...canada-29185161

 

.....Which I just pointed out a few posts above yours!

 

I was on this guy's case long before any of youse guys was! And fuck off Deathray I was already gonna suggest him so if he gets included don't go round thinking you're brilliant or anything.

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He seems like the kind of people deathlist should be going for, self-destructing drug-riddled alcoholics in high-profile meltdowns. Him, Gazza? George Michael? and who else?

 

Hm, let's see... Justin Bieber, David Hasselhoff, Mark Sanford (maybe), Matti Nykänen (just throwing names around), Shia LaBeouf, what's Björn Borg up to?

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Disgraced Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is "pretty sick" and undergoing tests for tumours in his lungs and abdomen!A possible DDP top 40 contender if he lasts that long!http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29226153

 

Fuck. I was hoping he would stay kinda under the radar.............I suppose that's a lot to ask, especially lying on his back with his stomach in the air. Cunt.

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Rob Ford is suffering from a 'fairly aggressive' form of colon cancer: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-29247818

 

He is, though, optimistic about his treatment.

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Rob Ford is suffering from a 'fairly aggressive' form of colon cancer: http://www.bbc.co.uk...siness-29247818

 

He is, though, optimistic about his treatment.

 

Someone though needs to tell him that you can't treat it by consuming crack cocaine.

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Rob Ford is suffering from a 'fairly aggressive' form of colon cancer: http://www.bbc.co.uk...siness-29247818

 

He is, though, optimistic about his treatment.

 

Someone though needs to tell him that you can't treat it by consuming crack cocaine.

Maybe not, but I bet it takes the edge off.

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You make it sound so easy! The thing with the other three candidates you mention is that they all have a chance while there's no way Simon is going to make it to 2016. Ford's chemo is reportedly working, we hadn't had any real news of Aherne for some time now which could mean anything and Berkowitz, well, he looks more promising.

 

I would be cautiously optimistic about Rob Ford. AFAIK, sarcomas are usually treated with surgery, if the aim is to achieve a cure. While successful chemotherapy may shrink the tumour - that might only mean he could live a bit longer if the residual tumour wasn't and can't be resected. Just like Simon's current chemo round, which was able to shrink "some" of the tumours - but it didn't change his overall outlook.

 

Of course, he might have a better chance than Simon (owing to his relative youth and the fact that he could lose several pounds before you'd call him slim), but it's worth mentioning that he has a nasty form of liposarcoma (pleomorphic liposarcoma).

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Wouldn`t Rob Ford be difficult to operate on due to his morbid obesity?

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Wouldn`t Rob Ford be difficult to operate on due to his morbid obesity?

Yeah, but if you took it out his blood you could remove the coke, and sell it!!

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He looks really weak in this interview for World Cancer Day:

(can we get the posts about him put into his own thread?)

 

 

And he seems very humble now.... I'm 3 minutes into the video and he hasn't lit up any drugs or belly-bounced the interviewer chick off her feet yet.

(Thanks MH.... although you moved two of my posts from the DDP 2014 thread!)

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