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Alice Herz-Sommer has played the piano for the last time...

 

http://www.ctvnews.c...t-110-1.1700183

 

Survived a concentration camp by playing the piano. So, tunes do help you breathe more easily, then.

 

 

 

Oh, my coat!

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Alice Herz-Sommer has played the piano for the last time...

 

http://www.ctvnews.c...t-110-1.1700183

 

Survived a concentration camp by playing the piano. So, tunes do help you breathe more easily, then.

 

 

 

Oh, my coat!

 

No, keep the coat off that was good. If anything, take something off you sexy.... er....... nevermind.

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Alice Herz-Sommer has played the piano for the last time...

 

http://www.ctvnews.c...t-110-1.1700183

 

Survived a concentration camp by playing the piano. So, tunes do help you breathe more easily, then.

 

 

 

Oh, my coat!

 

No, keep the coat off that was good. If anything, take something off you sexy.... er....... nevermind.

 

Eh what? I suppose at least if your being slightly rapey your not being grumpy!

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Aye, well, let's move on from the "sexy MPFC" eh, whaddya reckon to this complete shite about a 118 year old man in India?

 

http://www.itn.co.uk...t-118-years-old

 

Maybe those fucking annoying 118 people could do an advert with him. Like, those two "118 guys" giving him bedpan service or something.

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Misao Okawa is 116 today, the 10th person verified to even reach that age.

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The oldest person in the town I live in, has died, at 107, just four months shy of her 108 birthday.

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The oldest person in the town I live in, has died, at 107, just four months shy of her 108 birthday.

 

Is this Hermione Cock? Pro-tip: don't google her name at work unless you want a lot of "alternative" Harry Potter fanfic.

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Misao Okawa has less then 12 months to live

 

My vision has 4seen it

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Misao Okawa has less then 12 months to live

 

My vision has 4seen it

Post any more shite like that and my vision will see your IP banned.

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The oldest person in the town I live in, has died, at 107, just four months shy of her 108 birthday.

 

Is this Hermione Cock? Pro-tip: don't google her name at work unless you want a lot of "alternative" Harry Potter fanfic.

 

"The Burning Pen" one is mildly interesting..

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Misao Okawa is 116 today, the 10th person verified to even reach that age.

 

Congrats to her.Sadly only 4 women have lived to be 117 so I think that means there's a 60 % chance that she's just had her last birthday :(

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Misao Okawa is 116 today, the 10th person verified to even reach that age.

 

Congrats to her.Sadly only 4 women have lived to be 117 so I think that means there's a 60 % chance that she's just had her last birthday :(

 

Said leading gerontologist Guest_guest

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Wow... 106.

 

He must have had an English cook.

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Scotlands oldest person Tom MacIver dead at 106

 

Oldest man, not oldest person. 106 would be very young for an "oldest person" in any of the countries within the UK.

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Germanys oldest person Gertrude Henze died yesterday at 112 http://www.thelocal....nze-dies-at-112

 

Hopefully this signals that things are about to pick up as far as oldest peoples deaths are concerned because not one of the oldest 15 people in the world have died since Grace Jones last november.What are the odds of that happening?

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11/5

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Wow... 106.

 

He must have had an English cook.

 

It'll be the usual fish in batter and frozen Mars Bars at the funeral, then?

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Wow... 106.

 

He must have had an English cook.

 

It'll be the usual fish in batter and frozen Mars Bars at the funeral, then?

 

Why not? Maybe then one of the mourners will drop dead and they'll see if they can get a BOGOF offer on the funeral?

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The oldest man in t he world Arturo Licata h as died at 111 , leaving Dr Alexander Imich as new worlds oldest man http://www.agi.it/cr...ecchio_al_mondo

 

Aye, well, that'll be a big gratzi from Death Impends and The Engineer who both net 250 Deathrace points, then.

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The oldest person in Poland has died http://www.rynekzdro...,140636,10.html

 

Thanks for helpfully mentioning how old they were to save us time clicking it. Good thinking.

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does it really matter? all you need to know is they were the oldest person in the country.but if you must know they were about the 80th oldest person in the world.they don't live long in Poland

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