time 7,936 Posted October 5, 2011 Duchess of Alba marries. So, Alfonso, what first attracted you to the billionaire eccentric 85 year old Duchess? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted October 6, 2011 Duchess of Alba marries. So, Alfonso, what first attracted you to the billionaire eccentric 85 year old Duchess? She looks as though she could be Michael Jackson's mum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,447 Posted November 5, 2011 I'm doing my bit (ok, I'm just channelling my inner Mercury) for Movember. I can't really bring myself to ask people to sponsor me though - growing a tache is hardly skiing down Everest backwards. Lineker and Lawro are cheating - growing goatees at the same time is beyond the pale. I will try to post a pic later in the month, once I've passed the Ian Beale stage. We shall see if Movember spawns a monster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 30 Posted November 6, 2011 I'm growing a full beard, as I already have a goatee :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,612 Posted November 6, 2011 Already started Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,936 Posted November 6, 2011 I haven't shaved in years, but I'm willing to stop trimming for the month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted November 6, 2011 I'm growing a full beard, as I already have a goatee :-) Me too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted November 11, 2011 11:11:11 on 11/11/11 was one of the loveliest seconds ever. Slough was positively transcendent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 137 Posted December 2, 2011 So have any of our members managed to grow and keep a tache for November? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,612 Posted December 2, 2011 So have any of our members managed to grow and keep a tache for November? Me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted December 2, 2011 So have any of our members managed to grow and keep a tache for November? Me! Me too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted December 3, 2011 So have any of our members managed to grow and keep a tache for November? Me! Me too! I decided not to (since I have one already and I've sown up my trouser pockets). So what should refuseniks call the month? What about about a play on the word Movember? Got it: November. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 3, 2011 "No" vember... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,612 Posted December 3, 2011 Well, grew mine now going for the Decembeard. Are the ladies looking forward to Fanuary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted December 3, 2011 Well, grew mine now going for the Decembeard. Are the ladies looking forward to Fanuary. Or will they wait until Prune? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,936 Posted December 4, 2011 I see that TMIB has had an extra X removed from the sub-title of the DDP 2012 thread. Now that we've established a precedent, any chance of having an 'R' inserted into the title of this thread? DL status updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,612 Posted December 4, 2011 I see that TMIB has had an extra X removed from the sub-title of the DDP 2012 thread. Now that we've established a precedent, any chance of having an 'R' inserted into the title of this thread? DL status updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis Maybe that was a delibeate mistake? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted December 5, 2011 Well, grew mine now going for the Decembeard. Are the ladies looking forward to Fanuary. Yes, I am. Who's volunteering to check I don't cheat then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,984 Posted December 5, 2011 Are we also volunteering to get a good kicking from your new(ish) husband? Best send one of the lasses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted December 6, 2011 Are we also volunteering to get a good kicking from your new(ish) husband? Best send one of the lasses. I'm not married yet - you're safe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,405 Posted December 28, 2011 im growing a goatee!! I usually have some facial hair because i have a child like face and people still think im under 18 . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,936 Posted December 28, 2011 im growing a goatee!! I usually have some facial hair because i have a child like face and people still think im under 18 . I have that problem too. (Well, I used to) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,447 Posted July 17, 2013 Tomorrow through Sunday promises to be the ultimate four-day Everest challenge for British TV sportaholics. Each day there is 12 hours of live Open golf on the BBC, 5 hours of live Tour de France on Eurosport and 6 hours of live Ashes cricket on Sky - a brutal regime, you must admit. I have been in serious training for months with the help of copious amounts of red wine and cigarettes and hope that you will all sponsor me for my chosen charity Couch Potatoes Anonymous. Should I perish in the attempt I have no doubt that The Sun will emotionally blackmail the country into contributing plenty more of its hard-earned. I've received many good luck messages from the likes of Johnny Vegas and am off to bed at 2am in preparation for the 7am start at Muirfield's first tee. The remote has new batteries, the third television has been installed, the tracking device for the website is now live and I'm raring to go. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted July 17, 2013 Tomorrow through Sunday promises to be the ultimate four-day Everest challenge for British TV sportaholics. Each day there is 12 hours of live Open golf on the BBC, 5 hours of live Tour de France on Eurosport and 6 hours of live Ashes cricket on Sky - a brutal regime, you must admit. I have been in serious training for months with the help of copious amounts of red wine and cigarettes and hope that you will all sponsor me for my chosen charity Couch Potatoes Anonymous. Should I perish in the attempt I have no doubt that The Sun will emotionally blackmail the country into contributing plenty more of its hard-earned. I've received many good luck messages from the likes of Johnny Vegas and am off to bed at 2am in preparation for the 7am start at Muirfield's first tee. The remote has new batteries, the third television has been installed, the tracking device for the website is now live and I'm raring to go. And if the snoozefest of golf, cricket and cycling would put you in a coma that Rip Van Winkle would be proud of, there's always live World Superbikes from Moscow and live British Superbikes from Brands Hatch on all day on Eurosport 2. One for the ladies......(this is Sylvain Guintoli - he is French but lives in England with his English wife, and he has developed a cracking accent that makes one go moist at the knees......) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted July 17, 2013 Tomorrow through Sunday promises to be the ultimate four-day Everest challenge for British TV sportaholics. Each day there is 12 hours of live Open golf on the BBC, 5 hours of live Tour de France on Eurosport and 6 hours of live Ashes cricket on Sky - a brutal regime, you must admit. I have been in serious training for months with the help of copious amounts of red wine and cigarettes and hope that you will all sponsor me for my chosen charity Couch Potatoes Anonymous. Should I perish in the attempt I have no doubt that The Sun will emotionally blackmail the country into contributing plenty more of its hard-earned. I've received many good luck messages from the likes of Johnny Vegas and am off to bed at 2am in preparation for the 7am start at Muirfield's first tee. The remote has new batteries, the third television has been installed, the tracking device for the website is now live and I'm raring to go. I was under the impression it was a 6am start! Still, best of luck with the formidable task. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
