DevonDeathTrip 2,288 Posted June 17, 2010 Speaking of Devon Death Trips; how many hardy Exeter City fans will make the massive round trip to Carlisle on 28 December, and will any succumb to the winter weather or fatigue of the motorway miles? Home win IMHO. Yep, I reckon home win as well - it's hard to play our brand of total football on boggy winter pitches . Can't see more than 150 - 200 max making the trip at the very most. It does make for a very, very long day. Talking of the fixture list, we've got Plymouth Argyle as our last home match of the season. I predict a riot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted June 21, 2010 How far is that exactly as the Bird drives? 693 miles exactly from stadium to stadium and back, making it the longest round trip in the English and Welsh game this season. Carlisle vs Torquay, which has happened many times over the years, is the longest possible amongst 'senior' teams, at least until Helston or somewhere else fight their way into the league. So, as the Bird drives, if we assume 12 deaths per 45 miles and only one suicide at the end of the journey, we're looking at around 95 bodies strewn along the M5 and M6. Top boffins at Cumbria University are already working on this calculation, when they're not reading the local press about the closure threat to their own institution. The main variable appears to be the location, with CCTV, restricted exit points and easy police access to the area via helicopter random shootings on a motorway appear easier to apprehend, but - then again - the proximity of many vehicles and the possibility of collateral death, via motorway pile up means one or more coaches could become involved, driving the death toll higher even if early apprehension of the gunman were achieved. Go well - on 28 December Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted July 2, 2010 Steven Gerrard seems to be the subject of alot if internet gossip at the moment... Is that, like, quite abit, but not aton? Awesome. Oh, how this disappointed me DDT. You slid down one of the longest snakes on my board of my estimation there. Upon further consideration, slightly precious response deleted. This article and quotes went very quiet after the 27th April - then exploded again from the 27th June - very strange!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 40 Posted July 30, 2010 The best goal celebration ever? From Iceland! DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 30, 2010 The best goal celebration ever? From Iceland! DWB It's like something out of Mike Bassett! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,013 Posted August 10, 2010 So where's the DL fantasy football league then? I'm one of those shit new posters so I'm not setting it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,288 Posted August 13, 2010 The FA Cup gets underway tomorrow with the extra preliminary round giving a chance for some of England's lesser known teams to power their way to Wembley. I will be going to watch Elmore vs Hamworthy United. Who needs the Premier$hit? EXTRA PRELIMINARY ROUND 1 Ryton v Scarborough Athletic 2 Liversedge v Whitley Bay 3 Brandon United v Chester-Le-Street Town 4 Shildon v Sunderland RCA 5 Pickering Town v South Shields 6 Ashington v Billingham Town 7 Tow Law Town v Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA 8 West Auckland Town v Whickham 9 West Allotment Celtic v Tadcaster Albion 10 Norton & Stockton Ancients v Penrith 11 Guisborough Town v Armthorpe Welfare 12 Bishop Auckland v Consett 13 Brighouse Town v Dunston UTS 14 Hebburn Town v Marske United 15 Whitehaven v Team Northumbria 16 Esh Winning v Northallerton Town 17 Pontefract Collieries v Selby Town 18 Silsden v Crook Town 19 Hall Road Rangers v Newcastle Benfield 20 Bridlington Town v Horden CW 21 Stokesley v Thackley 22 Leeds Carnegie v Billingham Synthonia 23 Spennymoor Town v Bedlington Terriers 24 Morpeth Town v AFC Emley 25 Seaham Red Star v North Shields 26 Irlam v Chadderton 27 Rossendale United v Formby 28 Ashton Athletic v Parkgate 29 Hallam v Atherton Collieries 30 Ramsbottom United v Winsford United 31 Leek CSOB v Bootle 32 New Mills v Alsager Town 33 Holker Old Boys v Abbey Hey 34 Daisy Hill v Congleton Town 35 Glossop North End v Wigan Robin Park 36 Runcorn Linnets v Maine Road 37 Nelson v Atherton LR 38 Staveley MW v Padiham 39 Flixton v Bacup Borough 40 Nostell MW v St Helens Town 41 Colne v Ashton Town 42 Cheadle Town v Squires Gate 43 Hemsworth MW v AFC Liverpool 44 Willenhall Town v Bartley Green 45 Coalville Town v Stone Dominoes 46 Loughborough University v Stratford Town 47 Boldmere St Michaels v Westfields 48 Coventry Sphinx v Castle Vale 49 Pegasus Juniors v Heather St Johns 50 Causeway United v Ellesmere Rangers 51 Rocester v Pilkington XXX 52 Eccleshall v Southam United 53 Cradley Town v Malvern Town 54 Shifnal Town v Dudley Town 55 Kirby Muxloe v Walsall Wood 56 Alvechurch v Tipton Town 57 Bardon Hill Sports v Bewdley Town 58 Tividale v Oadby Town 59 Pelsall Villa v Dosthill Colts 60 Bridgnorth Town v Highgate United 61 Ledbury Town v Castle Vale JKS 62 AFC Wulfrunians v Heath Hayes 63 Brocton v Coleshill Town 64 Nuneaton Griff v Studley 65 Norton United v Hinckley 66 Biddulph Victoria v Wellington 67 Wednesfield v Bolehall Swifts 68 Gedling Town v Boston Town 69 Blackstones v Maltby Main 70 Heanor Town v Borrowash Victoria 71 Long Eaton United v Barton Town Old Boys 72 Holbeach United v Radcliffe Olympic 73 Wisbech Town v St Andrews 74 Rossington Main v Shirebrook Town 75 Greenwood Meadows v Winterton Rangers 76 Teversal v Bottesford Town 77 Barrow Town v Arnold Town 78 Dunkirk v Dinnington Town 79 Gedling MW v Holwell Sports 80 Holbrook Sports v Sleaford Town 81 Lincoln Moorlands Railway v Friar Lane & Epworth 82 Deeping Rangers v Gresley 83 Haverhill Rovers v Hadleigh United 84 Diss Town v Daventry United 85 Brantham Athletic v Woodbridge Town 86 St Neots Town v Dereham Town 87 Potton United v Stewarts & Lloyds Corby 88 Newmarket Town v Yaxley 89 Whitton United v Thetford Town 90 Northampton Spencer v Leiston 91 Wellingborough Town v Kirkley & Pakefield 92 Walsham Le Willows v Long Buckby 93 Team Bury v Ampthill Town 94 Ely City v Raunds Town 95 Wroxham v Rothwell Corinthians 96 Felixstowe & Walton United v Mildenhall Town 97 Great Yarmouth Town v Norwich United 98 March Town United v Gorleston 99 St Ives Town v Cogenhoe United 100 Rothwell Town v Desborough Town 101 Godmanchester Rovers v AFC Kempston Rovers 102 St Margaretsbury v Welwyn Garden City 103 Biggleswade United v Newport Pagnell Town 104 Saffron Walden Town v Mauritius Sports Association 105 Hadley v Barking 106 Kentish Town v Stansted 107 Chalfont St Peter v Stotfold 108 Clapton v Stanway Rovers 109 Burnham Ramblers v Hoddesdon Town 110 Oxhey Jets v Hatfield Town 111 Bethnal Green United v Basildon United 112 Bowers & Pitsea v Dunstable Town 113 Takeley v Hertford Town 114 C*ckfosters v Hullbridge Sports 115 Kingsbury London Tigers v FC Clacton 116 Witham Town v Wembley 117 Colney Heath v Broxbourne Borough V&E 118 Langford v Aylesbury United 119 Tring Athletic v Enfield 1893 120 Leverstock Green v Harefield United 121 Haringey Borough v Hillingdon Borough 122 London APSA v Halstead Town 123 Hanwell Town v London Colney 124 Royston Town v Crawley Green 125 Eton Manor v Bedford 126 Barkingside v Southend Manor 127 Cobham v Wick 128 Hassocks v Eastbourne United 129 Farnham Town v Badshot Lea 130 Molesey v Hartley Wintney 131 Croydon v Crowborough Athletic 132 Chessington & Hook United v Raynes Park Vale 133 Alresford Town v Herne Bay 134 St Francis Rangers v Banstead Athletic 135 Sidley United v Lancing 136 Binfield v Crawley Down 137 Horley Town v Ash United 138 East Grinstead Town v Holyport 139 Camberley Town v Petersfield Town 140 Cove v Three Bridges 141 Alton Town v Chichester City 142 Erith Town v Colliers Wood United 143 Arundel v Hailsham Town 144 Greenwich Borough v South Park 145 Epsom & Ewell v Shoreham 146 Holmesdale v Erith & Belvedere 147 Mile Oak v Tunbridge Wells 148 Egham Town v Guildford City 149 Littlehampton Town v Beckenham Town 150 Hythe Town v Bookham 151 Selsey v Worthing United 152 Lordswood v Pagham 153 Norton Sports v Redhill 154 Flackwell Heath v Oakwood 155 Deal Town v Sandhurst Town 156 Frimley Green v Peacehaven & Telscombe 157 Lingfield v Sevenoaks Town 158 Dorking v Bracknell Town 159 Mole Valley SCR v Chertsey Town 160 VCD Athletic v AFC Ucklfield 161 East Preston v Ringmer 162 Brading Town v Romsey Town 163 Bradford Town v Wootton Bassett Town 164 Fairford Town v Lydney Town 165 Christchurch v Hamble ASSC 166 Ringwood Town v Cowes Sports 167 Thame United v Shrivenham 168 Hayling United v Blackfield & Langley 169 Lymington Town v Moneyfield 170 Highworth Town v Melksham Town 171 Bournemouth v Abingdon Town 172 Totton & Eling v Bemerton Heath Harlequins 173 Wantage Town v Shortwood United 174 Downton v Bitton 175 Hallen v Winchester City 176 Milton United v Witney United 177 Bristol Manor Farm v Ardley United 178 Calne Town v Corsham Town 179 Amesbury Town v Almondsbury UWE 180 Newport (IW) v Kidlington 181 New Milton Town v Longwell Green Sports 182 Bicester Town v Westbury United 183 Warminster Town v Reading Town 184 Fareham Town v Clanfield 85 185 Hook Norton v Laverstock & Ford 186 Brockenhurst v Old Woodstock Town 187 Larkhall Athletic v Gillingham Town 188 Bridport v Welton Rovers 189 Launceston v Bodmin Town (This will be a hotly constested local derby - these guys hate each other) 190 Willand Rovers v Merthyr Town 191 Sherborne Town v Portishead Town 192 Elmore v Hamworthy United 193 St Blazey v Torpoint Athletic 194 Odd Down v Verwood Town 195 Street v Barnstaple Town 196 Buckland Athletic v Radstock Town 197 Brislington v Wellington 198 Keynsham Town v Tavistock 199 Saltash United v Bishop Sutton 200 Poole Town v Dawlish Town 201 Ilfracombe Town v Falmouth Town Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,447 Posted August 13, 2010 The FA Cup gets underway tomorrow... I see we aren't eligible to win this year's FA Cup, but the Evo-Stik League One Div North should be a piece of piss. Come on Prescot Cables, Woodley Sports and Leigh Genesis, let's be avin ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted August 13, 2010 All that and Chelsea still win in the end... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted August 14, 2010 I love this stage of the season, Carlisle's 100% league record remains intact. Toughie at Plymouth today, mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted August 14, 2010 The only tough thing at Home Park these days is the half time pastie Maryport. You'll get 3 points today- guarantee it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted August 14, 2010 What's tough is shading the possession and set-pieces, sneaking the lead and then conceding an equaliser in the 94th minute. Still, can't complain since we're 4th in the league. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted August 15, 2010 According to my mate, Carlisle were bloody unlucky to say the least. My lot got a draw at Colchester- which I'll take. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted August 16, 2010 Footballer held over nightclub 'glassing' Josh Scott, 25, was arrested on suspicion of GBH after the 22-year-old fell to the dance floor of the Mayfair Club in Dover Street in the early hours of Sunday. The woman, who was reported to have lost several teeth, was treated in hospital and discharged. Scott, a striker for Dagenham and Redbridge, was bailed pending further inquiries to return to court early next month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted August 22, 2010 Didn't we debate which team to 'adopt' a while back? One candidate would surely be the team beloved of some of the regulars on my favourite Carlisle United site. Fort William FC, ever reliable desperados of the Scots equivalent of the Blue Square Premiership. Up to their usual tricks this weekend with an 8 goal pasting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted September 2, 2010 Harry's brief encounter: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,013 Posted September 2, 2010 No wonder he's in the facking Sky Sports reserves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted September 11, 2010 League One Table, we were top for about 70 seconds until Peterborough's 97th minute penalty gave them a 5-2 lead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,013 Posted September 11, 2010 Seriously, League 1 teams, sort it out. You're really going to let the Posh go up? Although between Franchise, Notts County, Charlton and the Saints, it's not exactly a division ram-packed with likeable teams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted September 13, 2010 I was away last week in the wilds of a wild place away from newspapers, TV and the internet and came back to find lots of mentions but not the full story about Rooney's indiscretion/s. What/who's he supposed to have done? Is there a good link somewhere? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted September 13, 2010 I was away last week in the wilds of a wild place away from newspapers, TV and the internet and came back to find lots of mentions but not the full story about Rooney's indiscretion/s. What/who's he supposed to have done? Is there a good link somewhere? He fucked someone. He got caught. He's still a twat. End of story.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted September 13, 2010 I was away last week in the wilds of a wild place away from newspapers, TV and the internet and came back to find lots of mentions but not the full story about Rooney's indiscretion/s. What/who's he supposed to have done? Is there a good link somewhere? He fucked someone. He got caught. He's still a twat. End of story.... Thanks. I thought it must have been something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lastorders 15 Posted September 13, 2010 I was away last week in the wilds of a wild place away from newspapers, TV and the internet and came back to find lots of mentions but not the full story about Rooney's indiscretion/s. What/who's he supposed to have done? Is there a good link somewhere? He fucked someone. He got caught. He's still a twat. End of story.... Thanks. I thought it must have been something like that. So Coleen. What first attracted you to the potato head, jug eared, pug faced multi millionaire Wayne Rooney? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Memento Mori 12 Posted September 13, 2010 I was away last week in the wilds of a wild place away from newspapers, TV and the internet and came back to find lots of mentions but not the full story about Rooney's indiscretion/s. What/who's he supposed to have done? Is there a good link somewhere? He fucked someone. He got caught. He's still a twat. End of story.... Thanks. I thought it must have been something like that. So Coleen. What first attracted you to the potato head, jug eared, pug faced multi millionaire Wayne Rooney? Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Colleen his childhood sweetheart? If so, then the girl's got a freakish taste in men, as his bank balance wouldn't have been all that impressive back then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted September 13, 2010 I was away last week in the wilds of a wild place away from newspapers, TV and the internet and came back to find lots of mentions but not the full story about Rooney's indiscretion/s. What/who's he supposed to have done? Is there a good link somewhere? He fucked someone. He got caught. He's still a twat. End of story.... Thanks. I thought it must have been something like that. So Coleen. What first attracted you to the potato head, jug eared, pug faced multi millionaire Wayne Rooney? Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Colleen his childhood sweetheart? If so, then the girl's got a freakish taste in men, as his bank balance wouldn't have been all that impressive back then. In fairness she was hardly Audrey Hepburn when they met. Plenty of money (his) knowing the right stylists ( through his fame) and choosing the right causes to champion and lead (courtesy of being thrust into the limelight by marriage to him) has significantly contributed to her stock. Hey, had she not met Wayne, she would have met Jezza or summat, married him and, probably be living in a terraced house in Kirkby. Wayne, on the other hand, would still be playing for UTD. Thats showbusiness! PS: Maybe she feels that she should have married Jezza instead of Wayne, in view of recent events. Then again...nah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
