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Posted 22 January 2015 - 03:01 PM

Man dies from a vibrator stuck in his ass.Surely a candidate for the 2014 Darwin award.

At least this idiot pervert didn't use an innocent animal like a gerbil for his dumb-arsh selfish pleasures. I second your nomination for the 2014 Darwin Award for this person.

Davey Jones' Locker

Posted 22 January 2015 - 03:06 AM

Death by teddy bear:  http://www.abc.net.a...ccident/6033812

Grande Pablo

Posted 06 January 2015 - 10:56 PM

This guy survived, but you can't fault his attempts in trying.


Magere Hein

Posted 03 December 2014 - 06:25 PM

Not really sure why this has come to court, other than to give the papers something funny to write about, cos it seems like a genuine accident.

I don't know English law well enough to tell. Under Dutch law causing harm to another person, even at the victim's request, can be a crime if the perpetrator knows, or can reasonably be expected to know, that permanent damage is a possible outcome. In a case like this a verdict of dood door schuld (translates roughly to involuntary manslaughter) could well be in the papers.

BTW: stupid cunts.


Dr. Zorders

Posted 03 December 2014 - 05:45 PM

Sorry but I find this funny as fuck.


47-year-old gay chef who died of a heart attack after his two younger sex-pals wrapped him in cling-film.

I know this is terribly prejudiced but there's something hilarious about getting killed by a clueless-looking 23-year-old and a wheelchair-bound fatty.

Not really sure why this has come to court, other than to give the papers something funny to write about, cos it seems like a genuine accident.

Cat O'Falk

Posted 19 September 2014 - 09:41 AM

Thai woman Wanpen Inyai commits suicide by jumping into a crocodile pit.

Davey Jones' Locker

Posted 27 August 2014 - 11:56 PM

Man chokes on 'roo at Uluru: http://www.abc.net.a...t-uluru/5701034

Davey Jones' Locker

Posted 21 August 2014 - 02:44 AM

Stabbed to death with a replica Lord of the Rings sword, my preciousssss: http://www.abc.net.a...7-stabb/5686378


Posted 18 August 2014 - 09:42 PM

The dude who started the "Ice Bucket Challenge" for ALS awareness died after jumping into a river in celebration of raising $100,000 for ALS research.

(Sorry if this has already been posted... I did a forum search first, I swear)

Davey Jones' Locker

Posted 18 August 2014 - 03:15 AM

Man [in England] dies from a vibrator stuck in his ass.

All I can say about that is "We're gonna miss you, Elton"

That reminds me of this old story from 2009... I don't believe we ever documented the late, great Nicola Paginton here which is a fairly shocking omission for this site for surely hers was the best death ever? (She was the nanny who infamously masturbated herself to death.)



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